Best. Movie. Ever.
Perhaps I don’t mean that literally. I don’t really intend to suggest that it was the finest example of artistry ever rendered onto celluloid, but then, I’ve never been the type to try to say what is the best of all things in any category. I’ll leave it to others to describes why […]

So close to being done with the whole school thing. So very close! Picosecond close horse xxx porn. Gillette Mach 3 close. “Excuse me, please take your hands out of my pants” close dogsex fantasy. Now, keeping this in mind, I would promise a flurry of bloggage to sweep down from the brain’s summit today […]

He’s the Republican Bill Clinton.
[several seconds of ducking the bottles and rotten fruit]
Really, though stories farm sex. As I see it, the biggest difference is that Clinton is just better at playing that weasely game than Lott and better at covering his tracks and at least making it possible for those with a short memory […]