My brain is just a jellyfish
In the ocean of my head
Cuz I drank too much tequila
And I woke up seeing red
Now all I really want in life
Is to crawl back into bed
On account of my brain is just a jellyfish
In the ocean of my head.
 

Football was never my thing. Especially college football. Doubly especially the rah-rah enthusiasm that is supposed to go along with it. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not of that elitist intellectual stripe that derides it all as either thinly veiled homosexuality or a testosterone-laced urge towards fascism and rape that is channeled onto the football […]