I’ve said before that I was pretty sure that Bin Laden was a lump of discombobulated pieces of protein drying on a cave wall somewhere in Afghanistan, and I think that assessment was sensible at the time. I have to admit I was a little dissapointed when I came to that hesitant conclusion, since I […]

From the (snicker) “mind” of Hesiod:
HOW DO YOU SPELL IRONY?: Today, President Bush scoffed at the vote by Iraq’s parliament sex with your dog. He called it, now get this, “nothing but a rubber stamp for Saddam Hussein big dog sex.”
Well, he should know Bruno Beast. He’s an expert on “rubber stamp” legislative bodies.
You may […]

The Guardian interviewed Richard Perle dog sucking.
Apparently, the hawkish, bloodthirsty American shocked their refined British sensibilities, because the opening paragraph characterized the ordeal as “an extraordinary tirade” against Europe male zoophilia experience.
My goodness, Perle must have been frothing at the mouth, right? Was he banging a club and gnashing his teeth menacingly? Did he stand […]

From the way the BBC headline puts it, you ‘d think the IDF, led by Shlomo “Kilgore” Cohen blasting Wagner from his chopper group, full-on assaulted Nablus in high genocide-mode and started firing rockets indiscriminantly into schools and hospitals and mowing down fleeing Palestinian children.
“Israelis Descend on Nablus,” eh?
How about, “The BBC Descends to Yet […]

Any in-the-know urbanite doesn’t have to think twice when someone talks about “rats with wings,” since they know the phrase refers to those swimming-with-disease vermin of the sky, pigeons whose sole object in life is to decorate our cars, front steps and heads in the nouveau art style the French have dubbed “r?sidus-chic.”
They’re annoying, they […]

The Iraqi Parliament votes to not be killed and have their families tortured to death by the secret police sex with her big dog. k9 slut. women having sex with dolphins. Oh, I mean, to reject the UN Security Council resolution.
Yes, that’s what I meant.
As a side note: Who the hell does that guy on […]