Archive for March, 2006

Mar
25

Anti-War Photo Roundup

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by: Mr. Mustard

Well the protests didn’t go over as planned. Less than half as many people as projected showed up in San Francisco, and that was after they rounded up everyone they could from all over the western US, so from a population of about 100 million people, you got 42,000 protesters. I suppose they’ll have to […]

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Mar
24

Even the NY Times is laughing

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by: Mr. Mustard

You know you’re one truly wacky leftist bananer when the NY Times only barely tries to conceal its contempt for you in a news article . These are people who actually went to Iraq to protest against Bush and defend Saddam Hussein . Kathy Kelly, a 49-year-old former Chicago high school English teacher who is […]

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Mar
24

Chechen Death toll at 117

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by: Mr. Mustard

The death toll of hostages has risen to about 120, presumably as many of the hostages have died after being rushed to hospitals once the seige was over. Sadder still is the apparent fact that every hostage but one died from the unspecified gas that Russian special forces pumped into the theater to subdue the […]

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Mar
24

Quote of the day

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by: Mr. Mustard

“In most parts of America, we will be setting our clocks back an hour tonight. As Egypt airs the Protocols of the Elders of Zion series on state television, they set their clocks back a few hundred years.” –Laurence Simon  

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Mar
24

I’ve peaked already

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by: Mr. Mustard

Woo-hoo. Well, it happened. The eminent Captain has suggested me as possibly worthwhile blogreading to his crew. All downhill from here, folks.

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Mar
23

Argumentum ad Guardium

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by: Mr. Mustard

I’ve commented before about how the Maryland sniper does not hold any significance for us in the War on Terror. Now that it’s become pretty clear who the sniper actually is, and that he was inspired, at least in part, by Al Qeada and radical Islam, that statement must be amended slightly: the Maryland sniper […]

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Mar
23

Saddam’s Elite Poster Guard

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by: Mr. Mustard

Enough seriousness. We now return you to our regularly scheduled nonsense. .. You know, from what I can tell from the pictures I keep seeing of Bahgdad, Saddam’s military is pretty much just a bunch of posters of him holding a gun. And it’s not even a scary gun . It’s a rifle that your […]

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Mar
23

My Comments on Moscow

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by: Mr. Mustard

Coming into this as late as I am, I’m sure you all already know that another episode in the continuing saga of civilization versus barbarism has ended, and I think we can chalk this one up as a solid victory. Not a bloodless victory, to be sure. Something close to seventy innocent Russian civilians died, […]

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Mar
23

A Double Standard…

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by: Mr. Mustard

.but then you knew that, didn’t you? Sully: I remember a brief interaction I had with one Barbra Streisand long, long ago when the Paula Jones suit had just been filed . Streisand what she thought of the suit. “Oh, she’s just a little kurva,” she replied, referring to Jones. That’s a yiddish expression for […]

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Could someone please tell me when Gaddafi stopped dressing like a gay military buff and started dressing like a gay interior decorator? Was it after the bombs fell about 20 feet from his house? If so, I think we have a new strategy in the War on Terror: don’t actually hit them with smart bombs, […]

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