Archive for May, 2006

Not that Virginia (no permalink available; 12/12 entry titled “Selling Out”):   He who strikes at a king must kill him, and the Senate is not exactly full of would-be regicides .   As Poohbear would say, “Oh, bother .” I would be severely disheartened to learn that this fellow retained his place at the […]

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From the M³ News Service Members of the International Documentary Association released a statement today saying that they are “complete idiots,” and that “surely our mothers must have dropped all of us on our heads a few too many times when we were babies, because, man, are we fucking nitwits or what?” This statement came […]

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Jesse Jackson, for once you and I agree. Sure, you called New York “Hymietown,” and it must really rankle deep down that Lott has chosen to apologize/equivocate his ugly remarks with “It was a mistake of the head or the mouth, not of the heart,” the same words you used to placate all those whiny […]

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Today in the bathroom there was posted the weekly health tip, admonishing us to not let our craving for quick, easy food send our nutrion spiraling into a shameful mix of fat and sugar, which would sicken our bodies and slow our minds. Today in the antry there was a large cardboard box full of […]

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Since pundits just love the name zinger, and since thus far the Lott debacle has failed to generate a suitable amount of silly puns, I humbly proffer the following .     Lott in the Act His Lott in Life The Vacant Lott Whole Lott-a Resigning Goin’ On Casting (Out) Lotts Lott Not Hot, Caught […]

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Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ. I’ve decided the Blogsphere is like a soap-opera. Now, I admit, it’s got a lot more melodrama and a lot less pillow talk (hint hint), but krikey! Spend one day studying and writing papers, just one day or so when you’re not scouring the fertile fields of Blogitania and suddenly you’re the […]

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Nelglected the blog today. The end of the semester has sunk its meat-loving talons deep into my flesh and will not let go. Blogging to resume/continue in earnest tomorrow.

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The Great Libertarian Horde has landed upon the shores of Blogitania, and now descend with ferocious anti-government eyes scouring the countryside to skewer upon their razored arguments the plump sacred cows of Social Security and the War on Drugs and feast upon the fat of the statist land. Yes, Reason now has a blog. Read […]

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  “The concept of ‘art’ has been defined to be so broad these days, that it’s actually hard to tell whether you’re looking at a profound statement of 21st century urban angst that also satirizes western consumerism and the SUV, or whether it’s actually just a piece of flattened horseshit on the road.” -Dilacerator   […]

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The horror. Oh the sheer horridness of it all. My reserves of shock and outrage have been almost totally depleted at this point, and I am afraid I have nothing left. What other kind of reaction is possible in the face of such a clear and obvious travesty against justice and basic human decency? My […]

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