Today in the bathroom there was posted the weekly health tip, admonishing us to not let our craving for quick, easy food send our nutrion spiraling into a shameful mix of fat and sugar, which would sicken our bodies and slow our minds.
Today in the antry there was a large cardboard box full of packs […]

Since pundits just love the name zinger, and since thus far the Lott debacle has failed to generate a suitable amount of silly puns, I humbly proffer the following my k9 bestiality story. Maybe Maureen Dowd will use one of them to further mask the lack of any kind of substance or sense in her […]

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ.
I’ve decided the Blogsphere is like a soap-opera. Now, I admit, it’s got a lot more melodrama and a lot less pillow talk (hint hint), but krikey! Spend one day studying and writing papers, just one day or so when you’re not scouring the fertile fields of Blogitania and suddenly you’re the awkward […]