Archive for April, 2006

Apr
04

South Park

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by: Mr. Mustard

Is there any smarter or funnier show on TV these days than South Park? I defy anyone out there to think of one. The Simpsons is still good for some yuks now and then, but it’s basically a shell of its former self, sputtering in its last gasps as it gradually slows down more and […]

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It’s amusing to watch those with such an obviously silly journalistic axe to grind strain and heave and batter their words and sentences and “arguments” about in a vain attempt to twist them into just the right deceptive shape, to draw a bold black line between the two most diametrically opposed points, which are, on […]

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The Guardian is scared. That’s what I gather at least, from their use of scare quotes (or “sneer quotes,” whichever you prefer) in this article’s headline, Israel seizes ‘leader of kibbutz raid’. Perhaps someone more knowledgable than I could tell me exactly what journalistic standard is being upheld by constantly throwing into doubt any and […]

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Hesiod’s idiocy continues to slog bravely on, thrashing and violently tearing a path through any kind of common sense or reality with the unlucky fortune of standing in the way of his unadulterated ideological crappitude. Take witness and laugh: Apparently, Hans Blix, and other leaders of the team are literally pleading with the United States […]

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Apr
03

Crisitunity!

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by: Mr. Mustard

I’ve said before that I was pretty sure that Bin Laden was a lump of discombobulated pieces of protein drying on a cave wall somewhere in Afghanistan, and I think that assessment was sensible at the time. I have to admit I was a little dissapointed when I came to that hesitant conclusion, since I […]

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Apr
03

Idiotic Hesiodism of the Day

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by: Mr. Mustard

From the (snicker) “mind” of Hesiod: HOW DO YOU SPELL IRONY?: Today, President Bush scoffed at the vote by Iraq’s parliament .” Well, he should know . He’s an expert on “rubber stamp” legislative bodies. You may all point and laugh now. Since this jackass doesn’t allow comments on his page, you’ll have to register […]

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Apr
03

Guardian Watch

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by: Mr. Mustard

The Guardian interviewed Richard Perle . Apparently, the hawkish, bloodthirsty American shocked their refined British sensibilities, because the opening paragraph characterized the ordeal as “an extraordinary tirade” against Europe . My goodness, Perle must have been frothing at the mouth, right? Was he banging a club and gnashing his teeth menacingly? Did he stand on […]

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Apr
03

BBC Watch

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by: Mr. Mustard

From the way the BBC headline puts it, you ‘d think the IDF, led by Shlomo “Kilgore” Cohen blasting Wagner from his chopper group, full-on assaulted Nablus in high genocide-mode and started firing rockets indiscriminantly into schools and hospitals and mowing down fleeing Palestinian children. “Israelis Descend on Nablus,” eh? How about, “The BBC Descends […]

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Apr
03

The Daily Polemic Meme!

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by: Mr. Mustard

Any in-the-know urbanite doesn’t have to think twice when someone talks about “rats with wings,” since they know the phrase refers to those swimming-with-disease vermin of the sky, pigeons whose sole object in life is to decorate our cars, front steps and heads in the nouveau art style the French have dubbed “r?sidus-chic.” They’re annoying, […]

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Apr
03

The Iraqi “Parliament”

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by: Mr. Mustard

The Iraqi Parliament votes to not be killed and have their families tortured to death by the secret police . Oh, I mean, to reject the UN Security Council resolution. Yes, that’s what I meant. As a side note: Who the hell does that guy on the lower right think he’s fooling with that fake […]

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