Archive for April, 2006

Apr
17

What He Deserved

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by: Mr. Mustard

I’ve been following this story for a few weeks, ever since it was used by John Derbyshire as an example of the molassas-covered wheels of American justice in action. Any cursory background check into the details of the case reveals a guilt on the part of the defendants that is so blindingly obvious even an […]

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Apr
17

Back and Oh, it feels so good

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by: Mr. Mustard

It’s a strange feeling to be debilitated by an illness for several weeks, and then be swamped by school work and other responsibilities that have piled up while you were out cold, either puking your guts out or running a fever up into that realm of strange waking dreams where people wear hats on their […]

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Apr
13

Still sick…

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by: Mr. Mustard

  My brain is just a jellyfish In the ocean of my head Cuz I drank too much tequila And I woke up seeing red Now all I really want in life Is to crawl back into bed On account of my brain is just a jellyfish In the ocean of my head.  

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Football was never my thing. Especially college football. Doubly especially the rah-rah enthusiasm that is supposed to go along with it. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not of that elitist intellectual stripe that derides it all as either thinly veiled homosexuality or a testosterone-laced urge towards fascism and rape that is channeled onto the football […]

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Apr
12

Go, Gore! Go!

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by: Mr. Mustard

A washington Post article tries to put the best face on a possible “Gore in ’04!” bid. Ugh. I can already hear the annoying chants. But aside from that, I welcome the old android, in all his inhuman ugliness, back into the presidential political arena. That way, we can all feel even more secure in […]

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This is why I sometimes miss the time when there were more communist countries in the world. Their outright and bold-faced diplomatic shamelessness was always so much fun . COmmunism, being that most ideological of “-isms,” always, always must claim the rhetorical and moral high ground, no matter what the situation, no matter how pathetic […]

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From the M³ News Service The dirtiest place on the human body is the subconcious, according to a new study released Monday by researchers at the Center for Disease Control.The surprise findings of the government-funded study serve to exonerate what were for so long considered the most unhealthy places on human beings, such as the […]

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So basically, for teh last two weeks I’ve been having the weirdest series of sequnetial symptoms… sore throats, rashes, oral bacterial ugliness, general body soreness, tiredness, fevers, rapidly fluctuating temperatures, night sweats… the whole magilla. For a while I thought I was dying. Then I thought it was a voodoo curse. Then dying again . […]

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Apr
09

Search Engine Madness

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by: Mr. Mustard

It’s always nice to know that by an unknowable random twist of the gods of English and the wrath of Google, some likely frightening, hopefully incarcerated individual has been directed to your site. Here are some of the stranger ones of late: “photgraphs of penis” – Now, since “photographs” wasn’t even spelled right, I am […]

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Damn. Damn. Damn . Via the CalPundit, I got this link, which can measure whether or not the Great Sinofirewall is blocking any website from being viewed in China. Please view the dissapointing results: Starting testing. .. Stage one testing complete. Stage two testing complete . Testing complete for http://www.meanmrmustard.net. Result: Reported as accessible in […]

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