Archive for March, 2006

Mar
21

The Arab Sewer

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by: Mr. Mustard

Tom Friedman has an op-ed in the NY Times today about the dangers of Arab men from the “Arab street” going underground into terrorist cells, which he labels the “Arab basement.” He makes some good, simple points (that have been made many times before and seemingly need to still be repeated for those who don’t […]

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Mar
21

Simpson’s Quote of the Day

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by: Mr. Mustard

“Hey, hey! I have asked you nicely to please stop mangling my merchandise! If you do not stop, you will leave me no choice but to… ask you nicely again.” -Apu Nahasapeemapetilon OK, so here’s my question: Which European country is Apu’s statement most like?

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You know what is perhaps the most infuriating thing to deal with in the realm of news and public debate? An idea that is, either through extreme ignorance or deliberate mendacity, completely and easily verifiably wrong, yet still popular and oft repeated. The perfect example from today’s headlines: the sniper and gun control, and especially […]

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Mar
21

palestinian boy

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by: Mr. Mustard

A palestinian 10 year-old proudly displays the number to which he can now count after a childhood spent in the Palestinian Authority-run school system. It should be noted, however, that he and his classmates do know over 47 different ways to kill a Jew, even if they can’t count that high.

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Mar
21

Scary as all get-out!

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by: Mr. Mustard

What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? Yeah, yeah… “Anything with Barbra Streisand.” Very funny. But I’m serious. EW.com had its readers rank what they thought were the 13 scariest movies of all time, and the list is complete bull. They are: The Exorcist: Only scary to people who can’t stand split sea soup, and […]

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For those who have grown tired of, or simply never were interested to begin with in this discussion, I suggest you skip the following second response to Dave’s rejoinders and instead just take a gander at this amazing picture of a family of half-lion, half-human creatures. Funny how these unique specimens only seemed to appear […]

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It’s happened again, as we all knew it would eventually , and a score of people dead: A car pulled alongside a commuter bus and exploded Monday, trapping passengers in the flaming vehicle . Two bombers were among the 16 dead, police said . Excuse me? Sixteen people killed? I beg to differ . Fourteen […]

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Mar
20

A Response to Dave

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by: Mr. Mustard

(This is a response to what Dave wrote in the comments section of this post. Since his comment was rather long, and this response will likely be just as long, I decided to make it a post) Dave writes that I generally agree that the class of professional pundits in this country (conservative and liberal […]

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From the M³ News Service Former President Jimmy Carter kicked off a new humanitarian mission in search of peace this week when he arrived in Bahgdad early Sunday morning, meeting with Iraqi president Saddam Hussein on the tarmac and genially giving him a great big hug. He was then quickly whisked away from the crowds […]

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It seems Bush actually is planning to build an American empire, with Iraq being the first intended acquisition. This secret document was smuggled out of the White House by unidentified sources. You saw it here first, folks. Unconfirmed reports have suggested that further documents reveal that Bush plans next to annex France, and rename it […]

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