So, it seems that something funky is going on in a country called the Central African Republic .

Anyway, there’s supposed to be like a rebellion going on there or some shit, but my powers of observation are telling me that the real problem is the country seems to be surrounded by some huge-ass orange river or something . That sounds like a dilly of a pickle to me. Better get the UN on this right away. Especially since this orange thing looks like it’s tall enough to cast a shadow like 10 miles long, and that’s just not cool.

Also, I can clearly see a mini-sized Earth-like panetoid that appears to be hurtling towards the country. Can we have the UN fix that too?


last update : 26-5-2018

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