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Scary as all get-out!
What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? Yeah, yeah… “Anything with Barbra Streisand.”
Very funny.
But I’m serious. EW.com had its readers rank what they thought were the 13 scariest movies of all time, and the list is complete bull. They are:
- The Exorcist: Only scary to people who can’t stand split sea soup, and pussies.
- Halloween: Sort of scary, if only you realize when watching that it spawns a long and popular career for Jamie Lee Curtis.
- The Shining: All work and no play make Jack a dull fucking movie. Well, that’s not toally true. I actually think this was a really good film, but not scary. Except for that part with the guy in the bear suit and the one in the tux together on the bed sex with her pet. I mean what the hell was that all about?
- Nightmare on Elm Street: This movie was just plain offensive and bigoted, implying that that everyone who is a gruesome child-killer in life will go on to continue those activities in death. Narrow-minded bastards.
- Alien: Any fear that i had while watching this movie was instantly and permanently replaced with lacivious delight at the sight of Sigourney Weaver in her underwear at the end. Everything else just got blocked out.
- Silence of the Lambs: A transvestite and a guy who makes obscene noises with his tongue and has an unconventional diet. Please. Hippies and their “natural organic food” scare me more.
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Never saw it. But you’re still a pussy if it scares you.
- Night of the Living Dead: This was the Blair Witch Project of its day, I’m pretty sure. Everything is so grainy and visually incomprehensible that it’s about as scary as alphabet soup, which is only moderately terrifying.
- Psycho: Hmmm, this is kinda scary, being a movie about a nightmarish alternate universe where all color has been washed away from the world.
- Seven: I simply can’t be scared when I’ve got Brad Pitt’s dreamy face to gaze at for 2 hours.
- Jaws: I never even knew they made a movie solely about the famous Bond villain Young woman gets plowed by pony.
- The Thing: Ok, this movie was pretty cool and kinda scary. Plus seeing Wilford Brimley go nutso is mighty disturbing.
- Rosemary’s Baby: Yeah, a movie involving such a freakish half-human creature does have a certain amount of a chill factor to it, but enough about Mia Farrow.
So, as you can see, this is a pretty shoddy list. Besides, any comprehensive “Sacriest Movie” list would have to include the following:
- Killer Klowns from Outer Space: I don’t care if this was supposed to be a comedy. Clowns are fucking terrifying, anyway you look at it. And spelling “clown” with a K just ratchets up the fear actor about ten-fold in my opinion, but then, poor spelling (or dysgrammatiphobia) has always been an intense fear of mine.
- Cocoon:A charming story about old folks and aliens? Bullshit. You’re forced to see Wilford Brimley without his shirt on. That has to be against some kind of decency law.
- Paint Your Wagon: A musical starring Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin. I mean, what the hell?
- ET: The Extra Terrestrial: Come on, people! The thing is a giant lizard that can see into your head! That’s high octane nightmare fuel right there.
- Any Adam Sandler movie in which he doesn’t die a horrible death at some point: Which is to say, all of them.
- And yeah, all kidding aside, you’re right beastiality zebra fucking women… anything with Barbra Streisand.
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
so that he will be better equipped to fulfill point 1). Show me another nation that's like that today.
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
I suppose you mean that it's not "multilateralist" unless France says so?
I strongly suspect TR had access to some sort of time machine and traveled into the furture about a hundred years.
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
...but there's no shame in being a follower when those you're following make such damn good points.
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
needed now was healing, closure; in short, to "get over it" and "move on."
superiority.
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
A taste, just a taste...
that continues to characterize the US as the Great Satan and preach jihad against all things Western? Oh I know, the Muslim
destroying the technological infrastructure of Western civilization again. And it's only 3 months away!
be harried by idiots who have full compliments of heads and genitals! With the ranks of my imaginary gnomes rallied,
Such as this quote by Teddy Roosevelt concerning his acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, posted now
the All Men Are Rapists self defense workshop? Surely that must be a representative sample of the country!
Containment and deterrence were responses to US weakness, you silly-headed dunderpate. It was obvious that using direct
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
agree that [insert additional badly-forced car metaphor here]!
It seems the Muslim version of a slander suit is cutting off your head. Now when I read this I was shocked, just shocked
needed now was healing, closure; in short, to "get over it" and "move on."
I was already in a state of "moving on" and being "over it" before I even heard about the Bali attacks, with the result
a terrorist and an envoy of Iran's supreme leader reportedly called for his death.
and the UC Divestment folks will be holding a rally for what looks like the primary purpose of protesting the fact that
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
And exactly how do you go from no "final proof" to there being no evidence of impending aggression? The very fact that
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
it is shoved, in all its detailed horror, right into my face.
why she thought there weren't more stories about protests going on in the news, "Well, because the media is corporately
In fact, the idea of pre- emptive attack depends on fear. It presupposes insecurity and assumes we will always be threatened.
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
The book details the ways that employees can inadvertently leak information that can be exploited by hackers to compromise
support (in the small, mostly insignificant ways that are possible for one such as myself)
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
Russia and shit. Besides, it's just the Russians. Why don't we just contain them or something? Hey, who's up for some
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
the efforts to find these people and eradicate them, to ferret them out from their cowardly hiding places and vaporize
alternative economy." I suppose that's better PR than saying they want to impose a grab bag full of sociialistic silliness
lap dance.
I've been blogging since July 2005, and in that time, I've had a few inter-blog arguments with the folks on the other
We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but
faith at large, since many of them are peaceful, albeit intellectually stunted, people.
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
But anyway, right there you've got yourself eight nations total in the coalition, hailing from North America, both western
to get a good smack upside the head (or as I call it, a "hippie hello"), but that was apparently too much for the niggardly
on the civilized world. And when I resort again to that frame of mind, it will be because I realize, intellectually and
but I hope to do that soon. I also hope to win the Nobel Prize in Kickboxing, and judge each of those things to be of
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
The Muslim world -- whose support is vital to any real effort to end the causes of terrorism -- is adamantly opposed.
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
Iranian cleric Mohsen Mojtahed Shabestari, addressing weekly Friday prayers in the northwestern town of Tabriz, said
I see. Did you talk to this "everyone" at your International Socialist Organization direct action planning seminar or
The Muslim world -- whose support is vital to any real effort to end the causes of terrorism -- is adamantly opposed.
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
Another Australian tourist, 18-year-old Rachel Hughes, said she and her boyfriend had just arrived in Kuta when the blast
US: Italy, Australia, Poland, Spain, Qatar, Kuwait and, of course, Britain. I know it's hard to find out this kind of
Diversity. More than motherhood, it is the one unassailable concept these days. Open any teaching publication, and you will
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
I figured that was the way to go. But then I read this.
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but
Hesiod over at Counterspin Central is one such fellow. Not only with myself, but in his conversations with Den Beste,
fact that these people are thugs, bullies and liars.
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
why she thought there weren't more stories about protests going on in the news, "Well, because the media is corporately
by both Instapundit and Cold Fury (and probably by sundry others by now):
In fact, the idea of pre- emptive attack depends on fear. It presupposes insecurity and assumes we will always be threatened.
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Hey, didn't there used to be a city where this smoking crater is?
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
to make the first world poor and make sure the third world stays that way.
of the mass moron movement.
I mean come on, when you're arguing with someone who's just going to call you a Nazi when you spend 2,000 words making
computer systems.
to elicit empathy had been raised considerably since 9/11,
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
Meanwhile, the fact that we are able to use pre-emptive action when deemed necessary is a fact of our strength, not weakness
Such as this quote by Teddy Roosevelt concerning his acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, posted now
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
they're done, hang them on his wall next to the framed heads of Iraqi dissidents and say to himself, "Well, I can check
of a lack of imagination or basic humanity; the fact that it's difficult for me to feel deeply for people suffering unless
You mean everyone in America aren't like San Franciscans?
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
vulnerability.
I finally went and did it.
Either that, or I now have to admit the existence of clairvoyance.
One of the great advances of the modern era has been the spread of the rule of law. This is the now common idea that
of the mass moron movement.
I see. Did you talk to this "everyone" at your International Socialist Organization direct action planning seminar or
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
use grown-up scissors), but nevertheless, even though he really didn't deserve it,
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
But anyway, right there you've got yourself eight nations total in the coalition, hailing from North America, both western
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
both at home and abroad, can go heartily fuck themselves, or jump off a cliff, or shoot themselves in the head. I don't
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
I suppose you mean that it's not "multilateralist" unless France says so?
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
Replace "powerful" with "crazy and armed with nukes" and you'd be right. Otherwise, your statement is nonsense.
the real fault of that government or its citizens, or the West in general, or capitalism, or any other ridiculous boogeyman
a careful, precise argument, what point is there in engaging them verbally anymore?
we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight
use grown-up scissors), but nevertheless, even though he really didn't deserve it,
So welcome. If this is the first and/or only post you can see, it means I haven't imported my archives from Blogspot yet,
Sorry folks, but slippery slope arguments don't hold water by themselves. We're going after Saddam because he 1) has shown
the Feds know about it.
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
chanting in his face and moved in front of him every time he tried to get around her.
Also, I've printed out and made a bunch of copies of some flyers from this site and will be passing them out.
If a good education is meant to produce independent thinkers, I've seen precious little evidence it does. Education is
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
information with your heads crammed so far up your asses, so I'll give you a pass.
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
nothing may stand in our way!
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
I mean come on, when you're arguing with someone who's just going to call you a Nazi when you spend 2,000 words making
And exactly how do you go from no "final proof" to there being no evidence of impending aggression? The very fact that
military action to counter the Soviet threat was not possible, because of their equal capacity to destroy us through
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
cause, but I,
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
and you'll get diversity in the speech by the politician, in the one by the principal who welcomes him and in the one by
When they aired some actual interviews with the protesters, I started to honestly think they were part of some sort of
rivals.
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
but I hope to do that soon. I also hope to win the Nobel Prize in Kickboxing, and judge each of those things to be of
both at home and abroad, can go heartily fuck themselves, or jump off a cliff, or shoot themselves in the head. I don't
to all of you warmongering neanderthals" tone of voice. She then struck a pose of righteous exasperation when she asked
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
Eventually he got a little ticked off and said roughly, "Get away from me!" I was hungrily anticipating the energetic dissenter
to elicit empathy had been raised considerably since 9/11,
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
So seeing as how we've got massive approval from the House of Representatives and similar support in the senate is likely,
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
trying to get an education
support (in the small, mostly insignificant ways that are possible for one such as myself)
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
to make the first world poor and make sure the third world stays that way.
he is willing to act aggressively and recklessly and cannot be reasonably deterred and 2) is working to get and use nukes
that I hadn't thought of it first!
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
that extended anger and sadness bring, or maybe even from just the fact that my threshold of human suffering sufficient
faith at large, since many of them are peaceful, albeit intellectually stunted, people.
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
lying in order to gain information that gave him access to restricted systems.
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
You try to make it seem as if the Joint Chiefs were lying around on a Sunday afternoon and said to themselves, "Yeah sure,
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
course grew out of the experience of 9/11.
looks like a green light, no?
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
to make the first world poor and make sure the third world stays that way.
the real fault of that government or its citizens, or the West in general, or capitalism, or any other ridiculous boogeyman
that I hadn't thought of it first!
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
that extended anger and sadness bring, or maybe even from just the fact that my threshold of human suffering sufficient
faith at large, since many of them are peaceful, albeit intellectually stunted, people.
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
has been built up around Mitnick, a basically curious guy who just as often used old face-to-face (or voice-to-voice)
trying to get an education
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
I tried to present my ideas in an honest and truthful way, and not be seriously offensive, even when he acted in ways
Why are you still here?!
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
coming off them. It was really a terrible sight," she said. "You could just hear people crying up in the Bounty foyer -
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
And perhaps because of the collective weight of all those accumulated exhortations, perhaps from the psychic weariness
them into a thin paste of protein on a cave wall, to wipe out every last vestige of the disgusting stain they have left
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
they're done, hang them on his wall next to the framed heads of Iraqi dissidents and say to himself, "Well, I can check
we could go and stop the Soviets and all their expansionist hijinks, but then we'd like, have to go all the way over to
agree that [insert additional badly-forced car metaphor here]!
Sorry folks, but slippery slope arguments don't hold water by themselves. We're going after Saddam because he 1) has shown
Wheeler Hall last spring.
I guess not. The fact that the UN is anything but democratic since the vast majority of countries represented there do not
he revealed himself to be a seriously dishonest debater (that, or he was so stupid that it wouldn't be safe for him to
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
why she thought there weren't more stories about protests going on in the news, "Well, because the media is corporately
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
chanting in his face and moved in front of him every time he tried to get around her.
the efforts to find these people and eradicate them, to ferret them out from their cowardly hiding places and vaporize
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
rivals.
nothing may stand in our way!
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
course grew out of the experience of 9/11.
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Yes, well I suppose you're suggesting that we would be well-served to wait for this "final proof," then? Very well. I'll
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
Well, being the abject conformist that I am, I would like to welcome all new and oldcomers to my new blog, which will
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
cause, but I,
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
that off my list of things to do. Now, on to learning how to square-dance."
we could go and stop the Soviets and all their expansionist hijinks, but then we'd like, have to go all the way over to
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong.
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
but I hope to do that soon. I also hope to win the Nobel Prize in Kickboxing, and judge each of those things to be of
to roost," those sniveling, carping appeasers,
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
Eventually he got a little ticked off and said roughly, "Get away from me!" I was hungrily anticipating the energetic dissenter
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
lap dance.
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
cause, but I,
information with your heads crammed so far up your asses, so I'll give you a pass.
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
who like to chant slogans and can't come up with any better rhyme than something that has to do with the number "four" and "war."
rivals.
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
news editors of Cannel 7 to allow, as the segment ended right there.
being the reaction described above.
one of the most fad-driven enterprises imaginable. It produces a new catechism each decade, which everyone dutifully recites.
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
So seeing as how we've got massive approval from the House of Representatives and similar support in the senate is likely,
Mr Mitnick even had to get permission from his probation officer to use a computer to write his book, The Art Of Deception,
I suppose you mean that it's not "multilateralist" unless France says so?
the teacher trying to impress both of them.
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
hacky-sack?"
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
"A bunch of people died from terrorism over the weekend? Sure, that's awful, but we all knew this was going to happen
find testimonials to diversity. Flip through any recent social sciences or humanities textbook and diversity pops up with
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
superiority.
alternative economy." I suppose that's better PR than saying they want to impose a grab bag full of sociialistic silliness
Sorry folks, but slippery slope arguments don't hold water by themselves. We're going after Saddam because he 1) has shown
, "I don't believe the American people support this war. Everyone I've talked to is against it!"
conflict.
"The lethal combination is when you exploit both people and technology," Mr Mitnick told BBC News Online.
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
Finally, long after the fad has grown tiresome, everyone's attention turns to another scrap of dogma for the next decade.
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
occurred, smashing the window of their hotel room.
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
needed now was healing, closure; in short, to "get over it" and "move on."
and you'll get diversity in the speech by the politician, in the one by the principal who welcomes him and in the one by
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
I wish that I could just be told "Hundreds of people died in a terrorist bombing today," and instantly feel the kind of rage
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
again soon, didn't we?"
Diversity. More than motherhood, it is the one unassailable concept these days. Open any teaching publication, and you will
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
superiority.
Why are you still here?!
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
the All Men Are Rapists self defense workshop? Surely that must be a representative sample of the country!
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
who like to chant slogans and can't come up with any better rhyme than something that has to do with the number "four" and "war."
rivals.
You mean everyone in America aren't like San Franciscans?
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
I'm going to be checking the weather channel for reports of snowflakes in Hell, but meanwhile you should go read it now.
rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong.
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
but I hope to do that soon. I also hope to win the Nobel Prize in Kickboxing, and judge each of those things to be of
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
"The death of that man is a religious duty, but his case should not be tied to the Christian community," Shabestari,
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