Clinton you nitwit.

 

In an exclusive interview Thursday on CNN’s “Larry King Live,” the former president said he sees a good possibility that the international community will unite to force Iraqi President Saddam Hussein to disarm. 

“I still hope the United Nations can act together on this, and I still think there’s a chance we can, and there’s still a chance that Saddam Hussein will come to his senses and disarm,” Clinton said.

 

No there isn’t, you blubbering bubba. First of all, assuming that anything remotely approaching sense still lingers in his addled mind of latter-day Saladin fantasies, both Bush (for all his necesarry rhetoric about disarming) and Saddam have both made quite sure that disarmament isn’t really an option.

Saddam has painted himself thoroughly into a corner on this one. He has steadfastly maintained that he has none of the weapons that the US has been accusing him of having. Any admissions now will only be more proof of a “material breach,” and thus invite an American attack. He can also continue to dodge and lie, which also would reveal him to be a material (breach) girl (thanks, Lileks) dogsex woman.

At this point, he be breached if he do and breached if he don’t.

Now, one might say that since Powell’s speech already made it quite clear to everyone of basically the same facts that would be revealed were Saddam to make real strides towards disarmament, and that since Powell’s revelations were only greeted by calls for more inspections by the United Nations Idiot Caucus, Saddam coming clean now would only offer more rhetorical ammo to the anti-war robots in the UN, those broken records that respond to any argument for military action with, “War! Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!” while they flail their arms mechanically.

But I don’t think so.

First of all, I don’t think it’s very likely that at this point the Bush administration would say “Ok, he’s disarmed. No harm, no foul.” At least they’d better damned well not.

What I think is more likely is that any admissions Saddam were to make would only give more Bush more to point to and prove how dangerous Saddam is. Not that it would convince any of the Weasels, but would give us enough plausible deniability to start the war, all to the outraged howls of France, Germany, Russia, Greenpeace, whoever.

After the war is (quickly) over however, everything will change, and everyone with any sense knows that tiger sex fantasy. It will be revealed how truly awful Saddam was, how glad the Iraqi people are to be rid of him, how dangerous a figure he was to the Middle East and the rest of the world, and the biggest diplomatic problem we’ll have at that point regarding the invasion will be making sure we don’t let France rewrite history and say that they were actually with us “the whole way, mes amis!”

I see another (what I consider) less likely scenario, though. Bush doesn’t use the revelations made by Saddam as justification to kick the tires and light the fires, but instead floats some resolution about the need for some kind of new inspections regime that will make sure that Saddam told us everything, because, golly, he’s lied so many times in the past, we can’t just trust him now to come clean without some final verification, can we? I mean, he lied for all this time and only came clean (or so he says!) now when there was a shotgun against his face a few seconds from having its trgger pulled. What do you think he’ll do when we take that gun away, huh, Jaques?

That verification will take the form of some US military units, who will ostensibly be there in order to aid some kind of final inspection process.

In short: WMDs gone. Saddam humbled on the world stage. US military around Iraq en masse and within Iraq at least to some extent…

What the name of this song?

Oh, right girls on animals dicks. “Revolution.”

Again, were we to help facilitate this auto-regime change, there would surely be sputtering howls of outrage from every one of the “sophisticated” nations of the world. And from people in my co-op, to be sure.

But the revolution would be quick (not quick enough, for my tastes, though; I’ll have to keep my head down and hold my tongue for a few days if I want to have any friends left later on), and those voices will also be cowed once it’s over and “The Rise and Fall of the Baath Party” hits the best seller lists and reveals criticisms of the US’ catalystic behavior to be silly and morally repugnant in the face of what Saddam truly was.

The folks at Berkeley, meanwhile, will likely go back to reading Chomsky and accusing Bush of genocide, but hey, that’s what they do. Let ‘em have their fun. It’s a real hoot to actually talk to them and make them feel supremely stupid for a while until they flee and dive back into Big Brother Noam’s books that reassure them about how the US really is a fascist police state.

However, regarding either of these scenarios (which happen to still be warm from when I pulled them out of my ass) are predicated on the possibility that Saddam would ever even consider the route of actually making efforts to voluntarily disarm, which is madness on the level of certifiability if I ever saw it.

Maybe Clinton knows this horse cum movie sites. Maybe he just wanted to go on TV and sound grave and concerned and remind everyone that “Hey folks, look at me! I’m still here. Remember the good old days when the country’s biggest worry was my dick? Weren’t you happier then when you didn’t have to think about all this stuff going on in other countries? ‘It’s the economy, stupid’!”

Hell, I dunno what he was doing. People continually maintain that Clinton is such a dagburned smart guy. I was never very convinced he wasn’t that much more than a slick talker who could charm the pants off an eskimo, someone who could hit all the necessary talking points and throw out all the right buzz words to make a pose of erudition. I suspect it’s a quality not unlike this that makes him such a devil with the ladies.

Pretend to listen to what she says and nod thoughtfully. Throw out some lines about how you admire some woman whose name you heard on Lifetime for her “courage” to do whatever it is she did in this “male-dominated society.” Talk about how how you find that women make better friends because they’re so open with their emotions and shit. Pretty soon, you’ll be staining her dress beastialities.

Anyway, forget Clinton. The real point of this post is thus: whether war comes is not up to Saddam. In the present situation, he really doesn’t have any choices. He’s not an entity that can respond in any meaningful way. He’s a cockroach, an infestation that is either to be tolerated or stepped on, but not debated, and not engaged. You don’t try to convince the little six-legged bugger to just go peacefully out the door. You put your foot down and then wipe him off the sole of your shoe.

And frankly, Bush doesn’t look to me like the kind of guy who gets squeamish at the prospect of a little bug guts.

If and when you find one, that means that I'll be perfectly willing to advocate an attack against them as well.
them into a thin paste of protein on a cave wall, to wipe out every last vestige of the disgusting stain they have left
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
why she thought there weren't more stories about protests going on in the news, "Well, because the media is corporately
and the UC Divestment folks will be holding a rally for what looks like the primary purpose of protesting the fact that
"A bunch of people died from terrorism over the weekend? Sure, that's awful, but we all knew this was going to happen
information with your heads crammed so far up your asses, so I'll give you a pass.
the not-being-a-jerk department.
Containment and deterrence were responses to US weakness, you silly-headed dunderpate. It was obvious that using direct
and make them wish that congress had instead passed a resolution authorizing military force against people
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
"approach parody" is too mild. They sprinted towards parody, jumped on top of it and proceded to give parody a spirited
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
In fact, the idea of pre- emptive attack depends on fear. It presupposes insecurity and assumes we will always be threatened.
computer systems.
Those people are especially useful when they have access to the core computer systems that hackers would otherwise struggle
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
to roost," those sniveling, carping appeasers,
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
off a bunch of secretaries and other office workers who probably agree with them on the war anyway will further their
United States invade a distant country without any evidence of impending aggression.
anger that is so justifiable -no, demanded- by these despicable acts, but if that must be the case, then from on, I'll be
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
Replace "powerful" with "crazy and armed with nukes" and you'd be right. Otherwise, your statement is nonsense.
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
Wheeler Hall last spring.
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
needed now was healing, closure; in short, to "get over it" and "move on."
Containment and deterrence were responses to US weakness, you silly-headed dunderpate. It was obvious that using direct
to penetrate.
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
in words so much more exacting than even those who actually live in that time would be able to produce?
the Feds know about it.
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
US: Italy, Australia, Poland, Spain, Qatar, Kuwait and, of course, Britain. I know it's hard to find out this kind of
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
But for now if you all don't mind, I'd just like to stew in my rage for a while, and remind myself in a truly visceral
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
...but there's no shame in being a follower when those you're following make such damn good points.
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
coming off them. It was really a terrible sight," she said. "You could just hear people crying up in the Bounty foyer -
A taste, just a taste...
trying to get an education
Do you mean the Muslim world that celebrated 9/11, saying the US deserved it all along? Or perhaps you mean the Muslim world
I tried to present my ideas in an honest and truthful way, and not be seriously offensive, even when he acted in ways
who like to chant slogans and can't come up with any better rhyme than something that has to do with the number "four" and "war."
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
so that he will be better equipped to fulfill point 1). Show me another nation that's like that today.
off a bunch of secretaries and other office workers who probably agree with them on the war anyway will further their
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
anger that is so justifiable -no, demanded- by these despicable acts, but if that must be the case, then from on, I'll be
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
It may be a sad illustration of my lack to find sympathy within myself without reading descriptions or seeing pictures,
a terrorist and an envoy of Iran's supreme leader reportedly called for his death.
going to be monitored so closely that I'd be surprised if he were able to put in a phony name at a porn site and not have
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
alternative economy." I suppose that's better PR than saying they want to impose a grab bag full of sociialistic silliness
I wish that I could just be told "Hundreds of people died in a terrorist bombing today," and instantly feel the kind of rage
So seeing as how we've got massive approval from the House of Representatives and similar support in the senate is likely,
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
getting an education. When she tried to talk to one of the organizers after her test about how some people were just
to elicit empathy had been raised considerably since 9/11,
use grown-up scissors), but nevertheless, even though he really didn't deserve it,
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
he is willing to act aggressively and recklessly and cannot be reasonably deterred and 2) is working to get and use nukes
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
United States invade a distant country without any evidence of impending aggression.
conflict.
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
If a good education is meant to produce independent thinkers, I've seen precious little evidence it does. Education is
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
hacky-sack?"
Stand up to these thugs This Wednesday, the 16th at noon, an apparent composite of the Students for Justice in Palestine
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
I've been blogging since July 2005, and in that time, I've had a few inter-blog arguments with the folks on the other
Whereas the Cold War doctrine of deterrence and containment rested on strength, the new idea of pre-emption insists on U.S.
computer systems.
they're done, hang them on his wall next to the framed heads of Iraqi dissidents and say to himself, "Well, I can check
Hey, didn't there used to be a city where this smoking crater is?
one of the most fad-driven enterprises imaginable. It produces a new catechism each decade, which everyone dutifully recites.
about equal probability.
I wish that I could just be told "Hundreds of people died in a terrorist bombing today," and instantly feel the kind of rage
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to all of you warmongering neanderthals" tone of voice. She then struck a pose of righteous exasperation when she asked
US: Italy, Australia, Poland, Spain, Qatar, Kuwait and, of course, Britain. I know it's hard to find out this kind of
Whereas the Cold War doctrine of deterrence and containment rested on strength, the new idea of pre-emption insists on U.S.
Hesiod over at Counterspin Central is one such fellow. Not only with myself, but in his conversations with Den Beste,
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
I strongly suspect TR had access to some sort of time machine and traveled into the furture about a hundred years.
But for now if you all don't mind, I'd just like to stew in my rage for a while, and remind myself in a truly visceral
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But it's not really fair to denigrate someone's ideas just because they themselves come from an organization riddled with
Another Australian tourist, 18-year-old Rachel Hughes, said she and her boyfriend had just arrived in Kuta when the blast
Maybe I can't change the fact that I have to be intimately confronted with the death and pain in order to really feel the
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
I finally went and did it.
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
Iranian cleric Mohsen Mojtahed Shabestari, addressing weekly Friday prayers in the northwestern town of Tabriz, said
the Feds know about it.
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
of fist.
Whereas the Cold War doctrine of deterrence and containment rested on strength, the new idea of pre-emption insists on U.S.
Eventually he got a little ticked off and said roughly, "Get away from me!" I was hungrily anticipating the energetic dissenter
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
about equal probability.
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
So seeing as how we've got massive approval from the House of Representatives and similar support in the senate is likely,
University or Diversity
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
Hesiod over at Counterspin Central is one such fellow. Not only with myself, but in his conversations with Den Beste,
I tried to present my ideas in an honest and truthful way, and not be seriously offensive, even when he acted in ways
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
both at home and abroad, can go heartily fuck themselves, or jump off a cliff, or shoot themselves in the head. I don't
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
Such as this quote by Teddy Roosevelt concerning his acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, posted now
coming off them. It was really a terrible sight," she said. "You could just hear people crying up in the Bounty foyer -
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
I'll get a chance to ask why they've been glorifying images of Hamas murderers on their flyers.
being the reaction described above.
You try to make it seem as if the Joint Chiefs were lying around on a Sunday afternoon and said to themselves, "Yeah sure,
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
the efforts to find these people and eradicate them, to ferret them out from their cowardly hiding places and vaporize
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
War, by three fellows that hail from Global Exchange. You know who I'm talking about. The folks that want to "build an
economic stupidity, especially when their ideas would do such a better job of it by themselves. Case in point:
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
University or Diversity
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
news editors of Cannel 7 to allow, as the segment ended right there.
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
The fact that this is being published in the Chronicle is no small feat. Even more reason for you to go read it.
But it's not really fair to denigrate someone's ideas just because they themselves come from an organization riddled with
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
and that it wasn't fair for these people to stop them, the girl started literally screaming at her about selfish she was.
that extended anger and sadness bring, or maybe even from just the fact that my threshold of human suffering sufficient
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
Sorry folks, but slippery slope arguments don't hold water by themselves. We're going after Saddam because he 1) has shown
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
Maybe I can't change the fact that I have to be intimately confronted with the death and pain in order to really feel the
Diversity. More than motherhood, it is the one unassailable concept these days. Open any teaching publication, and you will
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
that continues to characterize the US as the Great Satan and preach jihad against all things Western? Oh I know, the Muslim
world that even today harbors and offers succor to the same groups that piloted the 9/11 planes, right?
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
so that he will be better equipped to fulfill point 1). Show me another nation that's like that today.
lying in order to gain information that gave him access to restricted systems.
Yes, well I suppose you're suggesting that we would be well-served to wait for this "final proof," then? Very well. I'll
vaunted proof of yours. Then you could be really sure.
the efforts to find these people and eradicate them, to ferret them out from their cowardly hiding places and vaporize
them into a thin paste of protein on a cave wall, to wipe out every last vestige of the disgusting stain they have left
The fact that this is being published in the Chronicle is no small feat. Even more reason for you to go read it.
alternative economy." I suppose that's better PR than saying they want to impose a grab bag full of sociialistic silliness
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
vulnerability.
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
economic stupidity, especially when their ideas would do such a better job of it by themselves. Case in point:
looks like a green light, no?
I'm going to be checking the weather channel for reports of snowflakes in Hell, but meanwhile you should go read it now.
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
he revealed himself to be a seriously dishonest debater (that, or he was so stupid that it wouldn't be safe for him to
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
When they aired some actual interviews with the protesters, I started to honestly think they were part of some sort of
When I first heard about the bombing in Bali, my initial reaction was, "Another terrorist attack? Well, of course."
the real fault of that government or its citizens, or the West in general, or capitalism, or any other ridiculous boogeyman
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
Peace is generally good in itself, but it is never the highest good unless it comes as the handmaid
conflict.
Diversity. More than motherhood, it is the one unassailable concept these days. Open any teaching publication, and you will
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being the reaction described above.
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
"approach parody" is too mild. They sprinted towards parody, jumped on top of it and proceded to give parody a spirited
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
What it does not mean however, is that this suddenly signals that we are going to be going after China, Saudi Arabia, Cuba
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
Hey, didn't there used to be a city where this smoking crater is?
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
it is shoved, in all its detailed horror, right into my face.
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
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the All Men Are Rapists self defense workshop? Surely that must be a representative sample of the country!
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
be harried by idiots who have full compliments of heads and genitals! With the ranks of my imaginary gnomes rallied,
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
a careful, precise argument, what point is there in engaging them verbally anymore?
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
The Muslim world -- whose support is vital to any real effort to end the causes of terrorism -- is adamantly opposed.
use grown-up scissors), but nevertheless, even though he really didn't deserve it,
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
Such as this quote by Teddy Roosevelt concerning his acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, posted now
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
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The Muslim world -- whose support is vital to any real effort to end the causes of terrorism -- is adamantly opposed.
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
destroying the technological infrastructure of Western civilization again. And it's only 3 months away!
Falwell was a "mercenary and must be killed," the Farsi-language daily Abrar reported Saturday.
coming off them. It was really a terrible sight," she said. "You could just hear people crying up in the Bounty foyer -
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
and that it wasn't fair for these people to stop them, the girl started literally screaming at her about selfish she was.
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
It may be a sad illustration of my lack to find sympathy within myself without reading descriptions or seeing pictures,
One of the great advances of the modern era has been the spread of the rule of law. This is the now common idea that
Falwell was a "mercenary and must be killed," the Farsi-language daily Abrar reported Saturday.
and the UC Divestment folks will be holding a rally for what looks like the primary purpose of protesting the fact that
US: Italy, Australia, Poland, Spain, Qatar, Kuwait and, of course, Britain. I know it's hard to find out this kind of
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
Hesiod over at Counterspin Central is one such fellow. Not only with myself, but in his conversations with Den Beste,
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
Such as this quote by Teddy Roosevelt concerning his acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, posted now
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
and that it wasn't fair for these people to stop them, the girl started literally screaming at her about selfish she was.
Do you mean the Muslim world that celebrated 9/11, saying the US deserved it all along? Or perhaps you mean the Muslim world
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
so that he will be better equipped to fulfill point 1). Show me another nation that's like that today.
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
let you know when there's a mushroom cloud over New York, because that's the only "final proof" that seems to be able to
anger that is so justifiable -no, demanded- by these despicable acts, but if that must be the case, then from on, I'll be
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
I finally went and did it.
being the reaction described above.
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
hacky-sack?"
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
I strongly suspect TR had access to some sort of time machine and traveled into the furture about a hundred years.
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
Another Australian tourist, 18-year-old Rachel Hughes, said she and her boyfriend had just arrived in Kuta when the blast
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
Those people are especially useful when they have access to the core computer systems that hackers would otherwise struggle
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
You mean everyone in America aren't like San Franciscans?
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