Reader Geoff informs me that turning the People’s Republic on the west coast into a gaping radioactive crater might not be as easy as some have considered:


While I agree with the sentiment, there is a serious technical flaw with the plan. Since Berkeley has declared itself a nuclear free zone the bombs will simply refuse to explode . 

One wonders why the city council has not seen fit to eliminate the scourge of homelessness by proclaiming the city to be a poverty free zone.

Since the political culture in Berkely is a de facto sanity free zone, it would seem that any and all perceived problems may be simply declared out of existance . gibble gibble geep.


However, I hear they have had great success declaring schools “Drug Free Zones.” I’m sure not a single kid would ever even think of toking up when confronted with that.

last update : 23-5-2018

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