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Let this be a lesson to you folks, check your email regularly.
Stefan Sharkansky over at Shark Blog will be hosting a Northern California Blog Bash tonight in San Francisco dog sex real experience.
Well I open up my email this morning (after having not checked it over the break because. animal sex new.. well, because I’m lazy and stupid) and find a wholly undeserved invitation to the aforementioned event, with instructions to RSVP by 5:00 PM Monday horse cum sex penetration.
Criminey.
There goes my chance to hobknob it with the Daily Pundit, Joanne the Freelinker and others young women k9 bestiality. Oh well. A Blog Bash really sounded like fun.
What? “Blog Bash” means a dinner party and not us going out with clubs and bashing bloggers we don’t like?
Oh.
Well it still would have been a lot of fun.
computer systems."The lethal combination is when you exploit both people and technology," Mr Mitnick told BBC News Online.
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"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
If and when you find one, that means that I'll be perfectly willing to advocate an attack against them as well.
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
However, several of the exchanges I have had have definately been with those you might describe as "challeneged" in
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
I don't know about you people, but I'm already stocking up on extra food, water, and electrons.
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
we could go and stop the Soviets and all their expansionist hijinks, but then we'd like, have to go all the way over to
Kevin Mitnick will be able to use a computer again in approximately 3 months.
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
lying in order to gain information that gave him access to restricted systems.
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
"The death of that man is a religious duty, but his case should not be tied to the Christian community," Shabestari,
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
"I said it's being taken care of, dammit. Mind your own business."
"The death of that man is a religious duty, but his case should not be tied to the Christian community," Shabestari,
cause, but I,
I finally went and did it.
to roost," those sniveling, carping appeasers,
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
"The lethal combination is when you exploit both people and technology," Mr Mitnick told BBC News Online.
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
Whereas the Cold War doctrine of deterrence and containment rested on strength, the new idea of pre-emption insists on U.S.
one of the most fad-driven enterprises imaginable. It produces a new catechism each decade, which everyone dutifully recites.
hacky-sack?"
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
I'll get a chance to ask why they've been glorifying images of Hamas murderers on their flyers.
lap dance.
threaten the United States, he said we must "assume the worst." Essentially, the White House is proposing that the
I finally went and did it.
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
Stand up to these thugs This Wednesday, the 16th at noon, an apparent composite of the Students for Justice in Palestine
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
Also, I've printed out and made a bunch of copies of some flyers from this site and will be passing them out.
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
Finally, long after the fad has grown tiresome, everyone's attention turns to another scrap of dogma for the next decade.
Such as this quote by Teddy Roosevelt concerning his acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, posted now
and that it wasn't fair for these people to stop them, the girl started literally screaming at her about selfish she was.
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
economic stupidity, especially when their ideas would do such a better job of it by themselves. Case in point:
again soon, didn't we?"
that off my list of things to do. Now, on to learning how to square-dance."
it is shoved, in all its detailed horror, right into my face.
the All Men Are Rapists self defense workshop? Surely that must be a representative sample of the country!
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
War, by three fellows that hail from Global Exchange. You know who I'm talking about. The folks that want to "build an
when you apply your own internal calculus of death and suffering and conclude that it isn't something that you need
rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong.
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but
Heaven forfend them not being on board with us!
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
news editors of Cannel 7 to allow, as the segment ended right there.
about equal probability.
If and when you find one, that means that I'll be perfectly willing to advocate an attack against them as well.
find testimonials to diversity. Flip through any recent social sciences or humanities textbook and diversity pops up with
I figured that was the way to go. But then I read this.
the real fault of that government or its citizens, or the West in general, or capitalism, or any other ridiculous boogeyman
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
it is shoved, in all its detailed horror, right into my face.
off a bunch of secretaries and other office workers who probably agree with them on the war anyway will further their
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
looks like a green light, no?
chanting in his face and moved in front of him every time he tried to get around her.
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
"approach parody" is too mild. They sprinted towards parody, jumped on top of it and proceded to give parody a spirited
Peace is generally good in itself, but it is never the highest good unless it comes as the handmaid
Well I wouldn't be surprised if this Wednesday at Sproul there will be similar behavior, and I plan to be there. Maybe
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
looks like a green light, no?
The book details the ways that employees can inadvertently leak information that can be exploited by hackers to compromise
of the mass moron movement.
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
President Bush says he wants to avoid "a future of fear." It's an admirable goal, but one hardly served by this new doctrine.
military action to counter the Soviet threat was not possible, because of their equal capacity to destroy us through
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
If a good education is meant to produce independent thinkers, I've seen precious little evidence it does. Education is
Meanwhile, the fact that we are able to use pre-emptive action when deemed necessary is a fact of our strength, not weakness
again soon, didn't we?"
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
rivals.
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
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threaten the United States, he said we must "assume the worst." Essentially, the White House is proposing that the
That is, until this morning. Now I'm glad to say that I've gotten over getting over it, and am thoroughly pissed again.
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
one of the most fad-driven enterprises imaginable. It produces a new catechism each decade, which everyone dutifully recites.
"The death of that man is a religious duty, but his case should not be tied to the Christian community," Shabestari,
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
But it's not really fair to denigrate someone's ideas just because they themselves come from an organization riddled with
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
Why are you still here?!
Wheeler Hall last spring.
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
It may be a sad illustration of my lack to find sympathy within myself without reading descriptions or seeing pictures,
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
In fact, the idea of pre- emptive attack depends on fear. It presupposes insecurity and assumes we will always be threatened.
By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
Mr Mitnick even had to get permission from his probation officer to use a computer to write his book, The Art Of Deception,
going to be monitored so closely that I'd be surprised if he were able to put in a phony name at a porn site and not have
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
a careful, precise argument, what point is there in engaging them verbally anymore?
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
information with your heads crammed so far up your asses, so I'll give you a pass.
I was already in a state of "moving on" and being "over it" before I even heard about the Bali attacks, with the result
lap dance.
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
to penetrate.
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
lap dance.
threaten the United States, he said we must "assume the worst." Essentially, the White House is proposing that the
In your face, Space Coyote!
Russia and shit. Besides, it's just the Russians. Why don't we just contain them or something? Hey, who's up for some
I don't know about you people, but I'm already stocking up on extra food, water, and electrons.
have democratically elected rulers I'm sure doesn't throw any flies into your ointment.
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
After 3000 of your countrymen die in a couple hours, anything less than that is wont to be downplayed in significance
Eventually he got a little ticked off and said roughly, "Get away from me!" I was hungrily anticipating the energetic dissenter
one of the most fad-driven enterprises imaginable. It produces a new catechism each decade, which everyone dutifully recites.
Falwell was a "mercenary and must be killed," the Farsi-language daily Abrar reported Saturday.
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
When I first heard about the bombing in Bali, my initial reaction was, "Another terrorist attack? Well, of course."
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
news editors of Cannel 7 to allow, as the segment ended right there.
about equal probability.
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
that I hadn't thought of it first!
computer systems.
being the reaction described above.
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
vaunted proof of yours. Then you could be really sure.
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
nothing may stand in our way!
What it does not mean however, is that this suddenly signals that we are going to be going after China, Saudi Arabia, Cuba
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
Meanwhile, the fact that we are able to use pre-emptive action when deemed necessary is a fact of our strength, not weakness
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
to penetrate.
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
only be revealed as more useless than it already seems), there is right now a coalition prepared to go into Iraq with the
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
So welcome. If this is the first and/or only post you can see, it means I haven't imported my archives from Blogspot yet,
If and when you find one, that means that I'll be perfectly willing to advocate an attack against them as well.
However, several of the exchanges I have had have definately been with those you might describe as "challeneged" in
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
No nation deserves to exist if it permits itself to lose the stern and virile virtues; and this
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
I figured that was the way to go. But then I read this.
of the mass moron movement.
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
them into a thin paste of protein on a cave wall, to wipe out every last vestige of the disgusting stain they have left
to make the first world poor and make sure the third world stays that way.
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
Iranian cleric Mohsen Mojtahed Shabestari, addressing weekly Friday prayers in the northwestern town of Tabriz, said
a careful, precise argument, what point is there in engaging them verbally anymore?
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
Peace is generally good in itself, but it is never the highest good unless it comes as the handmaid
have democratically elected rulers I'm sure doesn't throw any flies into your ointment.
of a lack of imagination or basic humanity; the fact that it's difficult for me to feel deeply for people suffering unless
looks like a green light, no?
No nation deserves to exist if it permits itself to lose the stern and virile virtues; and this
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
Wheeler Hall last spring.
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
of a lack of imagination or basic humanity; the fact that it's difficult for me to feel deeply for people suffering unless
he is willing to act aggressively and recklessly and cannot be reasonably deterred and 2) is working to get and use nukes
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
It may be a sad illustration of my lack to find sympathy within myself without reading descriptions or seeing pictures,
of the mass moron movement.
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
That is, until this morning. Now I'm glad to say that I've gotten over getting over it, and am thoroughly pissed again.
Stand up to these thugs This Wednesday, the 16th at noon, an apparent composite of the Students for Justice in Palestine
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
going to be monitored so closely that I'd be surprised if he were able to put in a phony name at a porn site and not have
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
hacky-sack?"
of fist.
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
But for now if you all don't mind, I'd just like to stew in my rage for a while, and remind myself in a truly visceral
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
After 3000 of your countrymen die in a couple hours, anything less than that is wont to be downplayed in significance
vaunted proof of yours. Then you could be really sure.
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
and the decisions to do so would based on (as in this case) measured calculations of the relative benefits and costs,
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and make them wish that congress had instead passed a resolution authorizing military force against people
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
of righteousness; and it becomes a very evil thing if it serves merely as a mask for cowardice and
faith at large, since many of them are peaceful, albeit intellectually stunted, people.
I wish that I could just be told "Hundreds of people died in a terrorist bombing today," and instantly feel the kind of rage
only be revealed as more useless than it already seems), there is right now a coalition prepared to go into Iraq with the
they're done, hang them on his wall next to the framed heads of Iraqi dissidents and say to himself, "Well, I can check
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
support (in the small, mostly insignificant ways that are possible for one such as myself)
when you apply your own internal calculus of death and suffering and conclude that it isn't something that you need
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
When they aired some actual interviews with the protesters, I started to honestly think they were part of some sort of
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
have democratically elected rulers I'm sure doesn't throw any flies into your ointment.
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
Whereas the Cold War doctrine of deterrence and containment rested on strength, the new idea of pre-emption insists on U.S.
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
of the mass moron movement.
we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight
fact that these people are thugs, bullies and liars.
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
In fact, the idea of pre- emptive attack depends on fear. It presupposes insecurity and assumes we will always be threatened.
I strongly suspect TR had access to some sort of time machine and traveled into the furture about a hundred years.
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
conflict.
that continues to characterize the US as the Great Satan and preach jihad against all things Western? Oh I know, the Muslim
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
Well, being the abject conformist that I am, I would like to welcome all new and oldcomers to my new blog, which will
"approach parody" is too mild. They sprinted towards parody, jumped on top of it and proceded to give parody a spirited
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
Either that, or I now have to admit the existence of clairvoyance.
Another Australian tourist, 18-year-old Rachel Hughes, said she and her boyfriend had just arrived in Kuta when the blast
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
threaten the United States, he said we must "assume the worst." Essentially, the White House is proposing that the
I suppose you mean that it's not "multilateralist" unless France says so?
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
economic stupidity, especially when their ideas would do such a better job of it by themselves. Case in point:
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
that I hadn't thought of it first!
the efforts to find these people and eradicate them, to ferret them out from their cowardly hiding places and vaporize
and the decisions to do so would based on (as in this case) measured calculations of the relative benefits and costs,
have democratically elected rulers I'm sure doesn't throw any flies into your ointment.
I wish that I could just be told "Hundreds of people died in a terrorist bombing today," and instantly feel the kind of rage
Well that's not really true. People on a different side of the debate than I are not necessarily jerks, just wrong.
assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
"A bunch of people died from terrorism over the weekend? Sure, that's awful, but we all knew this was going to happen
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
Containment and deterrence were responses to US weakness, you silly-headed dunderpate. It was obvious that using direct
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
Peace is generally good in itself, but it is never the highest good unless it comes as the handmaid
In your face, Space Coyote!
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
have democratically elected rulers I'm sure doesn't throw any flies into your ointment.
When they aired some actual interviews with the protesters, I started to honestly think they were part of some sort of
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
"I said it's being taken care of, dammit. Mind your own business."
Replace "powerful" with "crazy and armed with nukes" and you'd be right. Otherwise, your statement is nonsense.
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
use grown-up scissors), but nevertheless, even though he really didn't deserve it,
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
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