Today in the bathroom there was posted the weekly health tip, admonishing us to not let our craving for quick, easy food send our nutrion spiraling into a shameful mix of fat and sugar, which would sicken our bodies and slow our minds.

Today in the antry there was a large cardboard box full of packs of Skittles, Gummy Bears, Snickers, Three Musketeers and other assorted grave public enemies of the CDC, with a large sign above advertising “Candy for your finals studying!”

What to do, what to do…

By the way, a pound of Gummy Bears is surprisingly unfilling, yet strangely nauseating.

last update : 26-5-2018

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