May
03
03
Lottsa Pointless Drivel
Since pundits just love the name zinger, and since thus far the Lott debacle has failed to generate a suitable amount of silly puns, I humbly proffer the following my k9 bestiality story. Maybe Maureen Dowd will use one of them to further mask the lack of any kind of substance or sense in her writing horse cumshot gallery.
- Lott in the Act
- His Lott in Life
- The Vacant Lott
- Whole Lott-a Resigning Goin’ On
- Casting (Out) Lotts
- Lott Not Hot, Caught in Taught Spot, Fraught with Rot (that would be the Variety headline -ed pig sex fantasy.)
Got any more? Drop ‘em in the comments section. Thank you, come again.
Update: Jonah Goldberg: “It does make you wonder how hilarious this whole thing would be if former congressman Dick Swett had somehow gotten into similar trouble.”
to penetrate.Well I wouldn't be surprised if this Wednesday at Sproul there will be similar behavior, and I plan to be there. Maybe
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
to make the first world poor and make sure the third world stays that way.
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
of a lack of imagination or basic humanity; the fact that it's difficult for me to feel deeply for people suffering unless
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
to roost," those sniveling, carping appeasers,
Mr Mitnick even had to get permission from his probation officer to use a computer to write his book, The Art Of Deception,
I finally went and did it.
in words so much more exacting than even those who actually live in that time would be able to produce?
looks like a green light, no?
vulnerability.
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
of a lack of imagination or basic humanity; the fact that it's difficult for me to feel deeply for people suffering unless
off a bunch of secretaries and other office workers who probably agree with them on the war anyway will further their
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By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
lying in order to gain information that gave him access to restricted systems.
Also, I've printed out and made a bunch of copies of some flyers from this site and will be passing them out.
in words so much more exacting than even those who actually live in that time would be able to produce?
looks like a green light, no?
computer systems.
Heaven forfend them not being on board with us!
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
cause, but I,
vulnerability.
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
Well I wouldn't be surprised if this Wednesday at Sproul there will be similar behavior, and I plan to be there. Maybe
But for now if you all don't mind, I'd just like to stew in my rage for a while, and remind myself in a truly visceral
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
And exactly how do you go from no "final proof" to there being no evidence of impending aggression? The very fact that
Heaven forfend them not being on board with us!
he is willing to act aggressively and recklessly and cannot be reasonably deterred and 2) is working to get and use nukes
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
use grown-up scissors), but nevertheless, even though he really didn't deserve it,
be harried by idiots who have full compliments of heads and genitals! With the ranks of my imaginary gnomes rallied,
Wheeler Hall last spring.
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
I've been blogging since July 2005, and in that time, I've had a few inter-blog arguments with the folks on the other
to penetrate.
nothing may stand in our way!
US: Italy, Australia, Poland, Spain, Qatar, Kuwait and, of course, Britain. I know it's hard to find out this kind of
and you'll get diversity in the speech by the politician, in the one by the principal who welcomes him and in the one by
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
the not-being-a-jerk department.
By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
"The death of that man is a religious duty, but his case should not be tied to the Christian community," Shabestari,
Yes, well I suppose you're suggesting that we would be well-served to wait for this "final proof," then? Very well. I'll
Also, I've printed out and made a bunch of copies of some flyers from this site and will be passing them out.
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
I'll get a chance to ask why they've been glorifying images of Hamas murderers on their flyers.
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
by both Instapundit and Cold Fury (and probably by sundry others by now):
Whereas the Cold War doctrine of deterrence and containment rested on strength, the new idea of pre-emption insists on U.S.
fact that these people are thugs, bullies and liars.
You mean everyone in America aren't like San Franciscans?
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
occurred, smashing the window of their hotel room.
We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but
world that even today harbors and offers succor to the same groups that piloted the 9/11 planes, right?
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
Also, I've printed out and made a bunch of copies of some flyers from this site and will be passing them out.
about equal probability.
Kevin Mitnick will be able to use a computer again in approximately 3 months.
Well that's not really true. People on a different side of the debate than I are not necessarily jerks, just wrong.
So welcome. If this is the first and/or only post you can see, it means I haven't imported my archives from Blogspot yet,
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
only be revealed as more useless than it already seems), there is right now a coalition prepared to go into Iraq with the
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
that off my list of things to do. Now, on to learning how to square-dance."
to all of you warmongering neanderthals" tone of voice. She then struck a pose of righteous exasperation when she asked
Hesiod over at Counterspin Central is one such fellow. Not only with myself, but in his conversations with Den Beste,
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
the Feds know about it.
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
it is shoved, in all its detailed horror, right into my face.
has been built up around Mitnick, a basically curious guy who just as often used old face-to-face (or voice-to-voice)
The Muslim world -- whose support is vital to any real effort to end the causes of terrorism -- is adamantly opposed.
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
a careful, precise argument, what point is there in engaging them verbally anymore?
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
Anyway, take the new site for a test drive. Take her easy on the clutch and go steady on the hills, and I think you'll
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
I figured that was the way to go. But then I read this.
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
to elicit empathy had been raised considerably since 9/11,
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
Wheeler Hall last spring.
vaunted proof of yours. Then you could be really sure.
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
cause, but I,
vulnerability.
rivals.
...but there's no shame in being a follower when those you're following make such damn good points.
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
that extended anger and sadness bring, or maybe even from just the fact that my threshold of human suffering sufficient
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
Diversity. More than motherhood, it is the one unassailable concept these days. Open any teaching publication, and you will
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
and the decisions to do so would based on (as in this case) measured calculations of the relative benefits and costs,
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
vulnerability.
but I hope to do that soon. I also hope to win the Nobel Prize in Kickboxing, and judge each of those things to be of
Kevin Mitnick will be able to use a computer again in approximately 3 months.
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
Wheeler Hall last spring.
use grown-up scissors), but nevertheless, even though he really didn't deserve it,
"A bunch of people died from terrorism over the weekend? Sure, that's awful, but we all knew this was going to happen
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
"I said it's being taken care of, dammit. Mind your own business."
Meanwhile, the fact that we are able to use pre-emptive action when deemed necessary is a fact of our strength, not weakness
cause, but I,
Well I wouldn't be surprised if this Wednesday at Sproul there will be similar behavior, and I plan to be there. Maybe
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
but I hope to do that soon. I also hope to win the Nobel Prize in Kickboxing, and judge each of those things to be of
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
Diversity. More than motherhood, it is the one unassailable concept these days. Open any teaching publication, and you will
that off my list of things to do. Now, on to learning how to square-dance."
hacky-sack?"
has been built up around Mitnick, a basically curious guy who just as often used old face-to-face (or voice-to-voice)
that extended anger and sadness bring, or maybe even from just the fact that my threshold of human suffering sufficient
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
A taste, just a taste...
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
hacky-sack?"
looks like a green light, no?
let you know when there's a mushroom cloud over New York, because that's the only "final proof" that seems to be able to
and make them wish that congress had instead passed a resolution authorizing military force against people
But it's not really fair to denigrate someone's ideas just because they themselves come from an organization riddled with
President Bush says he wants to avoid "a future of fear." It's an admirable goal, but one hardly served by this new doctrine.
support (in the small, mostly insignificant ways that are possible for one such as myself)
The fact that this is being published in the Chronicle is no small feat. Even more reason for you to go read it.
that I hadn't thought of it first!
"The lethal combination is when you exploit both people and technology," Mr Mitnick told BBC News Online.
War, by three fellows that hail from Global Exchange. You know who I'm talking about. The folks that want to "build an
of the mass moron movement.
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
Hesiod over at Counterspin Central is one such fellow. Not only with myself, but in his conversations with Den Beste,
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
he is willing to act aggressively and recklessly and cannot be reasonably deterred and 2) is working to get and use nukes
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
Eventually he got a little ticked off and said roughly, "Get away from me!" I was hungrily anticipating the energetic dissenter
the not-being-a-jerk department.
alternative economy." I suppose that's better PR than saying they want to impose a grab bag full of sociialistic silliness
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
find testimonials to diversity. Flip through any recent social sciences or humanities textbook and diversity pops up with
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
lying in order to gain information that gave him access to restricted systems.
that extended anger and sadness bring, or maybe even from just the fact that my threshold of human suffering sufficient
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
agree that [insert additional badly-forced car metaphor here]!
cause, but I,
rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong.
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
economic stupidity, especially when their ideas would do such a better job of it by themselves. Case in point:
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
to all of you warmongering neanderthals" tone of voice. She then struck a pose of righteous exasperation when she asked
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
who like to chant slogans and can't come up with any better rhyme than something that has to do with the number "four" and "war."
One of the great advances of the modern era has been the spread of the rule of law. This is the now common idea that
cause, but I,
Do you mean the Muslim world that celebrated 9/11, saying the US deserved it all along? Or perhaps you mean the Muslim world
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
The book details the ways that employees can inadvertently leak information that can be exploited by hackers to compromise
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
Maybe I can't change the fact that I have to be intimately confronted with the death and pain in order to really feel the
that continues to characterize the US as the Great Satan and preach jihad against all things Western? Oh I know, the Muslim
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
to get a good smack upside the head (or as I call it, a "hippie hello"), but that was apparently too much for the niggardly
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
find testimonials to diversity. Flip through any recent social sciences or humanities textbook and diversity pops up with
Replace "powerful" with "crazy and armed with nukes" and you'd be right. Otherwise, your statement is nonsense.
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
No nation deserves to exist if it permits itself to lose the stern and virile virtues; and this
of a lack of imagination or basic humanity; the fact that it's difficult for me to feel deeply for people suffering unless
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
But for now if you all don't mind, I'd just like to stew in my rage for a while, and remind myself in a truly visceral
looks like a green light, no?
However, several of the exchanges I have had have definately been with those you might describe as "challeneged" in
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
Sorry folks, but slippery slope arguments don't hold water by themselves. We're going after Saddam because he 1) has shown
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
Diversity. More than motherhood, it is the one unassailable concept these days. Open any teaching publication, and you will
faith at large, since many of them are peaceful, albeit intellectually stunted, people.
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
Wheeler Hall last spring.
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
it is shoved, in all its detailed horror, right into my face.
, "I don't believe the American people support this war. Everyone I've talked to is against it!"
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
Iranian cleric Mohsen Mojtahed Shabestari, addressing weekly Friday prayers in the northwestern town of Tabriz, said
The BBC has a story about the so-called "master hacker", in which it does a good job of destroying the mythos that
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My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
a careful, precise argument, what point is there in engaging them verbally anymore?
they're done, hang them on his wall next to the framed heads of Iraqi dissidents and say to himself, "Well, I can check
that continues to characterize the US as the Great Satan and preach jihad against all things Western? Oh I know, the Muslim
the teacher trying to impress both of them.
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
That is, until this morning. Now I'm glad to say that I've gotten over getting over it, and am thoroughly pissed again.
After 3000 of your countrymen die in a couple hours, anything less than that is wont to be downplayed in significance
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
trying to get an education
that off my list of things to do. Now, on to learning how to square-dance."
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
Peace is generally good in itself, but it is never the highest good unless it comes as the handmaid
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
So welcome. If this is the first and/or only post you can see, it means I haven't imported my archives from Blogspot yet,
of righteousness; and it becomes a very evil thing if it serves merely as a mask for cowardice and
and you'll get diversity in the speech by the politician, in the one by the principal who welcomes him and in the one by
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
that I hadn't thought of it first!
we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
lying in order to gain information that gave him access to restricted systems.
In your face, Space Coyote!
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
Anyway, take the new site for a test drive. Take her easy on the clutch and go steady on the hills, and I think you'll
I guess not. The fact that the UN is anything but democratic since the vast majority of countries represented there do not
fact that these people are thugs, bullies and liars.
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
to make the first world poor and make sure the third world stays that way.
"A bunch of people died from terrorism over the weekend? Sure, that's awful, but we all knew this was going to happen
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
destroying the technological infrastructure of Western civilization again. And it's only 3 months away!
Kevin Mitnick will be able to use a computer again in approximately 3 months.
A taste, just a taste...
Those people are especially useful when they have access to the core computer systems that hackers would otherwise struggle
, "I don't believe the American people support this war. Everyone I've talked to is against it!"
Well, being the abject conformist that I am, I would like to welcome all new and oldcomers to my new blog, which will
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
United States invade a distant country without any evidence of impending aggression.
The Muslim world -- whose support is vital to any real effort to end the causes of terrorism -- is adamantly opposed.
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
The book details the ways that employees can inadvertently leak information that can be exploited by hackers to compromise
hacky-sack?"
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
support (in the small, mostly insignificant ways that are possible for one such as myself)
When they aired some actual interviews with the protesters, I started to honestly think they were part of some sort of
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight
Those people are especially useful when they have access to the core computer systems that hackers would otherwise struggle
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
"Standing in the foyer of the Bounty Hotel, people were just walking in, blood dripping off them, burns to their face, skin
computer systems.
use grown-up scissors), but nevertheless, even though he really didn't deserve it,
Anyway, take the new site for a test drive. Take her easy on the clutch and go steady on the hills, and I think you'll
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