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The Latest OBL Message
Eat your heart out New York Times, cuz I got me the only copy of the latest authentic communique to be sent to the outside world from the man that everyone loves to hate (except for military types; they love to drop daisy cutters on his diapered ass). That’s right, I’ve got a genuine letter from OBL himself, Ol’ Bombing Lunatic, Osama Bin Laden. Cuold this make me the next Drudge? Only time will tell.
But for now, on to the scoop:
Dear Imperialist Crusader Running Dogs of Satan,
In case you have forgotten, your inglorious death at the hands of the true soldiers of Allah is becoming ever more imminent. Do not think that just because you have thus far killed or captured most of the senior leadership of our glorious Al Qeada, and spread the rest of the faithful to four winds in abject terror that you have won the struggle.
Sure, it may appear that we’re all cowering in terror at more American bombs falling on our heads from 30,000 feet in the air while we the most we can do is make absurdly boastful pronouncements from our dank, dark places of refuge… but that’s just what we wanted you to think! Ha ha!
Take that you filthy dogs. Our assurred victory over your corrupt immoral hegemony will only be that much more sweet when it comes by complete surprise! This isn’t over baby, not by a long shot!
You think the World Trade Center was bad? Well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet gorilla fucking woman. We’ve got nuclear weapons now… tons of ‘em! Yeah, that’s the ticket… and, um… also a female beastiality stories… uh, super orbital weapons platform dealy that can fire a laser and vaporize an entire city in seconds. Does that do anything for ya?
And that’s not all, you impious descendents of monkeys. Soon we will have finished our secret program of, um… let’s see.. horse sex mare. fire-breathing… uh, jet-powered… android yaks! That’s right, and they can… fire, uh gay beast sex… lightning bolts from their asses!
Yeah, you heard me. Be afraid, be very afraid. Allah works in mysterious ways, Western scum, and what is more mysterious than fire-breathing, lightning-farting jet-propelled android yaks?
That’s right, crusader Satans… quake in your soft, comfortable western boots. I’ll take my hard, feculent pieces of cured donkey leather wrapped around my feet with strips of dried pig intestine any day, thank you very much. I may be wearing ass on my feet, but my heart and my mind are pure and clean with the light of God and his One Prophet, and I have been promised by both that our victory is coming “any day now tiger fucking. Serious this time!”
Allah himself assured me that our global triumph is currently on back-order, but will be coming soon. 8-10 business days, tops… barring any problem with the postal service, of course.
Your defeat is coming, imperialist Satan! My ideologically pure bretheren and I will keep the faith until that sacred day of triumph comes to pass, and then we’re going to party like its 1299! Black-eyed virgins for all!
Sincerely,
Osama Bin Laden
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
I guess not. The fact that the UN is anything but democratic since the vast majority of countries represented there do not
And perhaps because of the collective weight of all those accumulated exhortations, perhaps from the psychic weariness
destroying the technological infrastructure of Western civilization again. And it's only 3 months away!
Why are you still here?!
looks like a green light, no?
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
Containment and deterrence were responses to US weakness, you silly-headed dunderpate. It was obvious that using direct
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
University or Diversity
I've been blogging since July 2005, and in that time, I've had a few inter-blog arguments with the folks on the other
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
Finally, long after the fad has grown tiresome, everyone's attention turns to another scrap of dogma for the next decade.
One of the great advances of the modern era has been the spread of the rule of law. This is the now common idea that
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
In your face, Space Coyote!
You try to make it seem as if the Joint Chiefs were lying around on a Sunday afternoon and said to themselves, "Yeah sure,
to roost," those sniveling, carping appeasers,
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
Hesiod over at Counterspin Central is one such fellow. Not only with myself, but in his conversations with Den Beste,
Either that, or I now have to admit the existence of clairvoyance.
Anyway, take the new site for a test drive. Take her easy on the clutch and go steady on the hills, and I think you'll
that I hadn't thought of it first!
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
In fact, the idea of pre- emptive attack depends on fear. It presupposes insecurity and assumes we will always be threatened.
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
Meanwhile, the fact that we are able to use pre-emptive action when deemed necessary is a fact of our strength, not weakness
only be revealed as more useless than it already seems), there is right now a coalition prepared to go into Iraq with the
chanting in his face and moved in front of him every time he tried to get around her.
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
It may be a sad illustration of my lack to find sympathy within myself without reading descriptions or seeing pictures,
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
has been built up around Mitnick, a basically curious guy who just as often used old face-to-face (or voice-to-voice)
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
Sorry folks, but slippery slope arguments don't hold water by themselves. We're going after Saddam because he 1) has shown
Peace is generally good in itself, but it is never the highest good unless it comes as the handmaid
and that it wasn't fair for these people to stop them, the girl started literally screaming at her about selfish she was.
military action to counter the Soviet threat was not possible, because of their equal capacity to destroy us through
But for now if you all don't mind, I'd just like to stew in my rage for a while, and remind myself in a truly visceral
But it's not really fair to denigrate someone's ideas just because they themselves come from an organization riddled with
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
The book details the ways that employees can inadvertently leak information that can be exploited by hackers to compromise
that off my list of things to do. Now, on to learning how to square-dance."
The fact that this is being published in the Chronicle is no small feat. Even more reason for you to go read it.
Another Australian tourist, 18-year-old Rachel Hughes, said she and her boyfriend had just arrived in Kuta when the blast
US: Italy, Australia, Poland, Spain, Qatar, Kuwait and, of course, Britain. I know it's hard to find out this kind of
The book details the ways that employees can inadvertently leak information that can be exploited by hackers to compromise
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
off a bunch of secretaries and other office workers who probably agree with them on the war anyway will further their
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
I was already in a state of "moving on" and being "over it" before I even heard about the Bali attacks, with the result
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
he is willing to act aggressively and recklessly and cannot be reasonably deterred and 2) is working to get and use nukes
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
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serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
However, several of the exchanges I have had have definately been with those you might describe as "challeneged" in
over the heads of the world's nations as threat so that he can act willy-nilly in whatever new adventure captures his
about equal probability.
why she thought there weren't more stories about protests going on in the news, "Well, because the media is corporately
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
chanting in his face and moved in front of him every time he tried to get around her.
and that it wasn't fair for these people to stop them, the girl started literally screaming at her about selfish she was.
Hey, didn't there used to be a city where this smoking crater is?
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
of the mass moron movement.
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
50 Ways to Leave Your Folly Common Dreams, that goldmine of general silliness, showcases this piece, The Folly of Pre-emptive
both at home and abroad, can go heartily fuck themselves, or jump off a cliff, or shoot themselves in the head. I don't
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sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
vulnerability.
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
"approach parody" is too mild. They sprinted towards parody, jumped on top of it and proceded to give parody a spirited
occurred, smashing the window of their hotel room.
has been built up around Mitnick, a basically curious guy who just as often used old face-to-face (or voice-to-voice)
The experience made me think of the instructions from all corners of the media after 9/11 that what we, as Americans,
assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
to penetrate.
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
nothing may stand in our way!
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
computer systems.
being the reaction described above.
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
Mr Mitnick even had to get permission from his probation officer to use a computer to write his book, The Art Of Deception,
needed now was healing, closure; in short, to "get over it" and "move on."
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
Iranian cleric Mohsen Mojtahed Shabestari, addressing weekly Friday prayers in the northwestern town of Tabriz, said
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
"A bunch of people died from terrorism over the weekend? Sure, that's awful, but we all knew this was going to happen
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
So welcome. If this is the first and/or only post you can see, it means I haven't imported my archives from Blogspot yet,
to roost," those sniveling, carping appeasers,
and the UC Divestment folks will be holding a rally for what looks like the primary purpose of protesting the fact that
threaten the United States, he said we must "assume the worst." Essentially, the White House is proposing that the
Whereas the Cold War doctrine of deterrence and containment rested on strength, the new idea of pre-emption insists on U.S.
I'll get a chance to ask why they've been glorifying images of Hamas murderers on their flyers.
"I said it's being taken care of, dammit. Mind your own business."
a terrorist and an envoy of Iran's supreme leader reportedly called for his death.
agree that [insert additional badly-forced car metaphor here]!
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
and make them wish that congress had instead passed a resolution authorizing military force against people
So welcome. If this is the first and/or only post you can see, it means I haven't imported my archives from Blogspot yet,
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
and the UC Divestment folks will be holding a rally for what looks like the primary purpose of protesting the fact that
I guess not. The fact that the UN is anything but democratic since the vast majority of countries represented there do not
computer systems.
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
lap dance.
Another Australian tourist, 18-year-old Rachel Hughes, said she and her boyfriend had just arrived in Kuta when the blast
cause, but I,
The experience made me think of the instructions from all corners of the media after 9/11 that what we, as Americans,
and you'll get diversity in the speech by the politician, in the one by the principal who welcomes him and in the one by
who like to chant slogans and can't come up with any better rhyme than something that has to do with the number "four" and "war."
rivals.
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
A taste, just a taste...
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
I tried to present my ideas in an honest and truthful way, and not be seriously offensive, even when he acted in ways
War, by three fellows that hail from Global Exchange. You know who I'm talking about. The folks that want to "build an
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
I'm going to be checking the weather channel for reports of snowflakes in Hell, but meanwhile you should go read it now.
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
However, several of the exchanges I have had have definately been with those you might describe as "challeneged" in
Well, being the abject conformist that I am, I would like to welcome all new and oldcomers to my new blog, which will
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
again soon, didn't we?"
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
Heaven forfend them not being on board with us!
Why are you still here?!
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
I'm going to be checking the weather channel for reports of snowflakes in Hell, but meanwhile you should go read it now.
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
he revealed himself to be a seriously dishonest debater (that, or he was so stupid that it wouldn't be safe for him to
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
threaten the United States, he said we must "assume the worst." Essentially, the White House is proposing that the
President Bush says he wants to avoid "a future of fear." It's an admirable goal, but one hardly served by this new doctrine.
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
Russia and shit. Besides, it's just the Russians. Why don't we just contain them or something? Hey, who's up for some
to make the first world poor and make sure the third world stays that way.
of the mass moron movement.
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
So welcome. If this is the first and/or only post you can see, it means I haven't imported my archives from Blogspot yet,
that has the temerity to look at us cock-eyed.
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
chanting in his face and moved in front of him every time he tried to get around her.
I'll get a chance to ask why they've been glorifying images of Hamas murderers on their flyers.
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
But anyway, right there you've got yourself eight nations total in the coalition, hailing from North America, both western
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
and make them wish that congress had instead passed a resolution authorizing military force against people
of a lack of imagination or basic humanity; the fact that it's difficult for me to feel deeply for people suffering unless
the real fault of that government or its citizens, or the West in general, or capitalism, or any other ridiculous boogeyman
to all of you warmongering neanderthals" tone of voice. She then struck a pose of righteous exasperation when she asked
I guess not. The fact that the UN is anything but democratic since the vast majority of countries represented there do not
the not-being-a-jerk department.
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
Such as this quote by Teddy Roosevelt concerning his acceptance of the Nobel Peace Prize, posted now
President Bush says he wants to avoid "a future of fear." It's an admirable goal, but one hardly served by this new doctrine.
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assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
who like to chant slogans and can't come up with any better rhyme than something that has to do with the number "four" and "war."
Anyway, take the new site for a test drive. Take her easy on the clutch and go steady on the hills, and I think you'll
the real fault of that government or its citizens, or the West in general, or capitalism, or any other ridiculous boogeyman
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
fact that these people are thugs, bullies and liars.
to roost," those sniveling, carping appeasers,
why she thought there weren't more stories about protests going on in the news, "Well, because the media is corporately
coming off them. It was really a terrible sight," she said. "You could just hear people crying up in the Bounty foyer -
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
I finally went and did it.
By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
That is, until this morning. Now I'm glad to say that I've gotten over getting over it, and am thoroughly pissed again.
You mean everyone in America aren't like San Franciscans?
After 3000 of your countrymen die in a couple hours, anything less than that is wont to be downplayed in significance
I'm going to be checking the weather channel for reports of snowflakes in Hell, but meanwhile you should go read it now.
We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but
military action to counter the Soviet threat was not possible, because of their equal capacity to destroy us through
Finally, long after the fad has grown tiresome, everyone's attention turns to another scrap of dogma for the next decade.
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
So seeing as how we've got massive approval from the House of Representatives and similar support in the senate is likely,
cause, but I,
needed now was healing, closure; in short, to "get over it" and "move on."
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
When they aired some actual interviews with the protesters, I started to honestly think they were part of some sort of
Replace "powerful" with "crazy and armed with nukes" and you'd be right. Otherwise, your statement is nonsense.
You mean everyone in America aren't like San Franciscans?
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
I'm going to be checking the weather channel for reports of snowflakes in Hell, but meanwhile you should go read it now.
rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong.
I tried to present my ideas in an honest and truthful way, and not be seriously offensive, even when he acted in ways
fact that these people are thugs, bullies and liars.
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
let you know when there's a mushroom cloud over New York, because that's the only "final proof" that seems to be able to
However, several of the exchanges I have had have definately been with those you might describe as "challeneged" in
I finally went and did it.
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
"approach parody" is too mild. They sprinted towards parody, jumped on top of it and proceded to give parody a spirited
So seeing as how we've got massive approval from the House of Representatives and similar support in the senate is likely,
off a bunch of secretaries and other office workers who probably agree with them on the war anyway will further their
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
rivals.
nothing may stand in our way!
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
computer systems.
world that even today harbors and offers succor to the same groups that piloted the 9/11 planes, right?
The fact that this is being published in the Chronicle is no small feat. Even more reason for you to go read it.
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
It seems the Muslim version of a slander suit is cutting off your head. Now when I read this I was shocked, just shocked
United States invade a distant country without any evidence of impending aggression.
I suppose you mean that it's not "multilateralist" unless France says so?
one of the most fad-driven enterprises imaginable. It produces a new catechism each decade, which everyone dutifully recites.
I strongly suspect TR had access to some sort of time machine and traveled into the furture about a hundred years.
hacky-sack?"
...but there's no shame in being a follower when those you're following make such damn good points.
the All Men Are Rapists self defense workshop? Surely that must be a representative sample of the country!
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
to get a good smack upside the head (or as I call it, a "hippie hello"), but that was apparently too much for the niggardly
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
that extended anger and sadness bring, or maybe even from just the fact that my threshold of human suffering sufficient
them into a thin paste of protein on a cave wall, to wipe out every last vestige of the disgusting stain they have left
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
and make them wish that congress had instead passed a resolution authorizing military force against people
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
be harried by idiots who have full compliments of heads and genitals! With the ranks of my imaginary gnomes rallied,
when you apply your own internal calculus of death and suffering and conclude that it isn't something that you need
A taste, just a taste...
Eventually he got a little ticked off and said roughly, "Get away from me!" I was hungrily anticipating the energetic dissenter
being the reaction described above.
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
lying in order to gain information that gave him access to restricted systems.
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
Russia and shit. Besides, it's just the Russians. Why don't we just contain them or something? Hey, who's up for some
But it's not really fair to denigrate someone's ideas just because they themselves come from an organization riddled with
of fist.
A taste, just a taste...
No nation deserves to exist if it permits itself to lose the stern and virile virtues; and this
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
War, by three fellows that hail from Global Exchange. You know who I'm talking about. The folks that want to "build an
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
It seems the Muslim version of a slander suit is cutting off your head. Now when I read this I was shocked, just shocked
Mr Mitnick even had to get permission from his probation officer to use a computer to write his book, The Art Of Deception,
The Muslim world -- whose support is vital to any real effort to end the causes of terrorism -- is adamantly opposed.
Hey, didn't there used to be a city where this smoking crater is?
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
Another Australian tourist, 18-year-old Rachel Hughes, said she and her boyfriend had just arrived in Kuta when the blast
The BBC has a story about the so-called "master hacker", in which it does a good job of destroying the mythos that
information with your heads crammed so far up your asses, so I'll give you a pass.
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
to penetrate.
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
be harried by idiots who have full compliments of heads and genitals! With the ranks of my imaginary gnomes rallied,
last update : 5-2-2012
