Apr
03
03
The Iraqi “Parliament”
The Iraqi Parliament votes to not be killed and have their families tortured to death by the secret police sex with her big dog. k9 slut. women having sex with dolphins. Oh, I mean, to reject the UN Security Council resolution.
Yes, that’s what I meant.
As a side note: Who the hell does that guy on the lower right think he’s fooling with that fake mustache? I bet he’s with the CIA…
Sorry folks, but slippery slope arguments don't hold water by themselves. We're going after Saddam because he 1) has shownYou mean everyone in America aren't like San Franciscans?
I suppose you mean that it's not "multilateralist" unless France says so?
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
and the UC Divestment folks will be holding a rally for what looks like the primary purpose of protesting the fact that
we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
computer systems.
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
nothing may stand in our way!
has been built up around Mitnick, a basically curious guy who just as often used old face-to-face (or voice-to-voice)
The article also points to this site, which maintains a running clock of how long it will be until Mitnick can start
both at home and abroad, can go heartily fuck themselves, or jump off a cliff, or shoot themselves in the head. I don't
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
nothing may stand in our way!
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
he revealed himself to be a seriously dishonest debater (that, or he was so stupid that it wouldn't be safe for him to
but I hope to do that soon. I also hope to win the Nobel Prize in Kickboxing, and judge each of those things to be of
...but there's no shame in being a follower when those you're following make such damn good points.
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
rivals.
So seeing as how we've got massive approval from the House of Representatives and similar support in the senate is likely,
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
he revealed himself to be a seriously dishonest debater (that, or he was so stupid that it wouldn't be safe for him to
hacky-sack?"
looks like a green light, no?
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
them into a thin paste of protein on a cave wall, to wipe out every last vestige of the disgusting stain they have left
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
trying to get an education
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
The fact that this is being published in the Chronicle is no small feat. Even more reason for you to go read it.
when you apply your own internal calculus of death and suffering and conclude that it isn't something that you need
trying to get an education
being the reaction described above.
agree that [insert additional badly-forced car metaphor here]!
occurred, smashing the window of their hotel room.
A taste, just a taste...
I finally went and did it.
Many in the global community also distrust the Bush administration's expanding war aims. It is not easy for our friends around
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
Well I wouldn't be surprised if this Wednesday at Sproul there will be similar behavior, and I plan to be there. Maybe
but I hope to do that soon. I also hope to win the Nobel Prize in Kickboxing, and judge each of those things to be of
You mean everyone in America aren't like San Franciscans?
being the reaction described above.
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
A taste, just a taste...
Also, I've printed out and made a bunch of copies of some flyers from this site and will be passing them out.
to roost," those sniveling, carping appeasers,
and the UC Divestment folks will be holding a rally for what looks like the primary purpose of protesting the fact that
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
and the decisions to do so would based on (as in this case) measured calculations of the relative benefits and costs,
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
And exactly how do you go from no "final proof" to there being no evidence of impending aggression? The very fact that
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
United States invade a distant country without any evidence of impending aggression.
he revealed himself to be a seriously dishonest debater (that, or he was so stupid that it wouldn't be safe for him to
a terrorist and an envoy of Iran's supreme leader reportedly called for his death.
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
let you know when there's a mushroom cloud over New York, because that's the only "final proof" that seems to be able to
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
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Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
and you'll get diversity in the speech by the politician, in the one by the principal who welcomes him and in the one by
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
of the mass moron movement.
side of the political spectrum... what are they called?
computer systems.
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
course grew out of the experience of 9/11.
to really concern yourself with, except in a somewhat general, theoretical way.
Do you mean the Muslim world that celebrated 9/11, saying the US deserved it all along? Or perhaps you mean the Muslim world
Heaven forfend them not being on board with us!
Another Australian tourist, 18-year-old Rachel Hughes, said she and her boyfriend had just arrived in Kuta when the blast
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
vaunted proof of yours. Then you could be really sure.
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
to make the first world poor and make sure the third world stays that way.
has been built up around Mitnick, a basically curious guy who just as often used old face-to-face (or voice-to-voice)
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
It seems the Muslim version of a slander suit is cutting off your head. Now when I read this I was shocked, just shocked
vaunted proof of yours. Then you could be really sure.
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
to all of you warmongering neanderthals" tone of voice. She then struck a pose of righteous exasperation when she asked
In your face, Space Coyote!
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
only be revealed as more useless than it already seems), there is right now a coalition prepared to go into Iraq with the
needed now was healing, closure; in short, to "get over it" and "move on."
faith at large, since many of them are peaceful, albeit intellectually stunted, people.
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
of fist.
Eventually he got a little ticked off and said roughly, "Get away from me!" I was hungrily anticipating the energetic dissenter
superiority.
Falwell was a "mercenary and must be killed," the Farsi-language daily Abrar reported Saturday.
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
superiority.
"The death of that man is a religious duty, but his case should not be tied to the Christian community," Shabestari,
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
No nation deserves to exist if it permits itself to lose the stern and virile virtues; and this
destroying the technological infrastructure of Western civilization again. And it's only 3 months away!
and the decisions to do so would based on (as in this case) measured calculations of the relative benefits and costs,
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
But for now if you all don't mind, I'd just like to stew in my rage for a while, and remind myself in a truly visceral
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
the All Men Are Rapists self defense workshop? Surely that must be a representative sample of the country!
I'll get a chance to ask why they've been glorifying images of Hamas murderers on their flyers.
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but
about equal probability.
, "I don't believe the American people support this war. Everyone I've talked to is against it!"
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
I was already in a state of "moving on" and being "over it" before I even heard about the Bali attacks, with the result
It is time for a new day to dawn in the Blogosphere, my gnome brothers. A glorious day. A day when no longer will we
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
Why are you still here?!
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
I see. Did you talk to this "everyone" at your International Socialist Organization direct action planning seminar or
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
he is willing to act aggressively and recklessly and cannot be reasonably deterred and 2) is working to get and use nukes
"A bunch of people died from terrorism over the weekend? Sure, that's awful, but we all knew this was going to happen
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
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Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
trying to get an education
Do you mean the Muslim world that celebrated 9/11, saying the US deserved it all along? Or perhaps you mean the Muslim world
about equal probability.
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
Now could someone please tell me what concrete purpose that woman's behavior, and that of her great chanting unwashed bretheren,
hacky-sack?"
looks like a green light, no?
I guess not. The fact that the UN is anything but democratic since the vast majority of countries represented there do not
the efforts to find these people and eradicate them, to ferret them out from their cowardly hiding places and vaporize
lap dance.
University or Diversity
have democratically elected rulers I'm sure doesn't throw any flies into your ointment.
to elicit empathy had been raised considerably since 9/11,
serves? As far as I can tell, all they did was take some people who were probably overwhelmingly against the war anyway,
and the decisions to do so would based on (as in this case) measured calculations of the relative benefits and costs,
Yes, well I suppose you're suggesting that we would be well-served to wait for this "final proof," then? Very well. I'll
that continues to characterize the US as the Great Satan and preach jihad against all things Western? Oh I know, the Muslim
Why are you still here?!
which is all about the biggest threat to the security of all companies: their own employees.
on the civilized world. And when I resort again to that frame of mind, it will be because I realize, intellectually and
Meanwhile, the fact that we are able to use pre-emptive action when deemed necessary is a fact of our strength, not weakness
threaten the United States, he said we must "assume the worst." Essentially, the White House is proposing that the
the not-being-a-jerk department.
about equal probability.
Kevin Mitnick will be able to use a computer again in approximately 3 months.
again soon, didn't we?"
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
I strongly suspect TR had access to some sort of time machine and traveled into the furture about a hundred years.
lap dance.
that I hadn't thought of it first!
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
on the civilized world. And when I resort again to that frame of mind, it will be because I realize, intellectually and
the Feds know about it.
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
I figured that was the way to go. But then I read this.
...but there's no shame in being a follower when those you're following make such damn good points.
In fact, the idea of pre- emptive attack depends on fear. It presupposes insecurity and assumes we will always be threatened.
If a good education is meant to produce independent thinkers, I've seen precious little evidence it does. Education is
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
I mean come on, when you're arguing with someone who's just going to call you a Nazi when you spend 2,000 words making
vaunted proof of yours. Then you could be really sure.
who like to chant slogans and can't come up with any better rhyme than something that has to do with the number "four" and "war."
"The death of that man is a religious duty, but his case should not be tied to the Christian community," Shabestari,
Yes, well I suppose you're suggesting that we would be well-served to wait for this "final proof," then? Very well. I'll
And exactly how do you go from no "final proof" to there being no evidence of impending aggression? The very fact that
When they aired some actual interviews with the protesters, I started to honestly think they were part of some sort of
Falwell was a "mercenary and must be killed," the Farsi-language daily Abrar reported Saturday.
Maybe I can't change the fact that I have to be intimately confronted with the death and pain in order to really feel the
Those people are especially useful when they have access to the core computer systems that hackers would otherwise struggle
rivals.
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
...but there's no shame in being a follower when those you're following make such damn good points.
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
occurred, smashing the window of their hotel room.
United States invade a distant country without any evidence of impending aggression.
I was already in a state of "moving on" and being "over it" before I even heard about the Bali attacks, with the result
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
that I hadn't thought of it first!
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
You try to make it seem as if the Joint Chiefs were lying around on a Sunday afternoon and said to themselves, "Yeah sure,
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
he revealed himself to be a seriously dishonest debater (that, or he was so stupid that it wouldn't be safe for him to
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
After 3000 of your countrymen die in a couple hours, anything less than that is wont to be downplayed in significance
Diversity. More than motherhood, it is the one unassailable concept these days. Open any teaching publication, and you will
and make them wish that congress had instead passed a resolution authorizing military force against people
One of the great advances of the modern era has been the spread of the rule of law. This is the now common idea that
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
Hesiod over at Counterspin Central is one such fellow. Not only with myself, but in his conversations with Den Beste,
It may be a sad illustration of my lack to find sympathy within myself without reading descriptions or seeing pictures,
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
In fact, the idea of pre- emptive attack depends on fear. It presupposes insecurity and assumes we will always be threatened.
Well, being the abject conformist that I am, I would like to welcome all new and oldcomers to my new blog, which will
just now. Admittedly they do face significant challenges in carrying out their duties due to their imaginary nature,
of the mass moron movement.
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
to all of you warmongering neanderthals" tone of voice. She then struck a pose of righteous exasperation when she asked
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
over the heads of the world's nations as threat so that he can act willy-nilly in whatever new adventure captures his
going to be monitored so closely that I'd be surprised if he were able to put in a phony name at a porn site and not have
a careful, precise argument, what point is there in engaging them verbally anymore?
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
course grew out of the experience of 9/11.
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
Well I wouldn't be surprised if this Wednesday at Sproul there will be similar behavior, and I plan to be there. Maybe
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
cutting-edge performance art group impersonating real anti-war folks, as the whole ordeal seemed to approach parody. No,
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
faith at large, since many of them are peaceful, albeit intellectually stunted, people.
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
I'm going to be checking the weather channel for reports of snowflakes in Hell, but meanwhile you should go read it now.
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
Either that, or I now have to admit the existence of clairvoyance.
After 3000 of your countrymen die in a couple hours, anything less than that is wont to be downplayed in significance
conflict.
assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
the efforts to find these people and eradicate them, to ferret them out from their cowardly hiding places and vaporize
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
that I hadn't thought of it first!
anger that is so justifiable -no, demanded- by these despicable acts, but if that must be the case, then from on, I'll be
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
lap dance.
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
have democratically elected rulers I'm sure doesn't throw any flies into your ointment.
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
going to be monitored so closely that I'd be surprised if he were able to put in a phony name at a porn site and not have
that I hadn't thought of it first!
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
Either that, or I now have to admit the existence of clairvoyance.
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
"A bunch of people died from terrorism over the weekend? Sure, that's awful, but we all knew this was going to happen
And perhaps because of the collective weight of all those accumulated exhortations, perhaps from the psychic weariness
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
the All Men Are Rapists self defense workshop? Surely that must be a representative sample of the country!
and that it wasn't fair for these people to stop them, the girl started literally screaming at her about selfish she was.
one of the most fad-driven enterprises imaginable. It produces a new catechism each decade, which everyone dutifully recites.
he is willing to act aggressively and recklessly and cannot be reasonably deterred and 2) is working to get and use nukes
information with your heads crammed so far up your asses, so I'll give you a pass.
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
the not-being-a-jerk department.
Finally, long after the fad has grown tiresome, everyone's attention turns to another scrap of dogma for the next decade.
So seeing as how we've got massive approval from the House of Representatives and similar support in the senate is likely,
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
Anyway, take the new site for a test drive. Take her easy on the clutch and go steady on the hills, and I think you'll
weapons inspections in Iraq represent a good example of how the rule of law has been used, and can be used again, to avert
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
I wish that I could just be told "Hundreds of people died in a terrorist bombing today," and instantly feel the kind of rage
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
I was already in a state of "moving on" and being "over it" before I even heard about the Bali attacks, with the result
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
coming off them. It was really a terrible sight," she said. "You could just hear people crying up in the Bounty foyer -
rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong.
superiority.
that boiled up to the surface when I read things like this.
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
rather than submit to infamy or see those that are dear to him suffer wrong.
destroying the technological infrastructure of Western civilization again. And it's only 3 months away!
According to the president, "we cannot wait for the final proof" that Saddam Hussein's government is planning an imminent
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