Writing about death and stupidity always depress me, unless both the death and the stupidity happen to simultaneously belong to Michael Moore. That hasn’t happened quite yet, but who can say what the future will hold?

So, you can probably tell that I’m in quite a funk right now. And it’s the bad kind of funk, not kind that’s brought in wit’ da noise . So I decided to lighten my mood with a little bit of self discovery, since those online personality selectors are all the rage, I thought I would seek out some of them and learn all about myself. These are all real.

Honest . What, you think I’m just making this shit up? Well then, my new personality selector says that you’re a jerk.

Anyway, be prepared to learn all about me. ..


Hey baby, they call me Deepthroat.



After all these years I can finally lay that question to rest .



Hmmm.. . I suddenly feel so dirty.



Well that’s all fine and good, but I hear my nausea-inducing factor is through the roof…


At least I didn’t get killed off by no pussy asteroid.


last update : 23-5-2018

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