Now, When I started reading this, I felt like dismissing it after the first couple paragraphs, since even after only 200 words or so, the author already amply revealed himself to have a brain so densely packed with a combination of packing peanuts, sawdust and sheep vomit that it was like there was some kind of Manhattan project of leftist idiocy going on here, toiling secretly away in the desert somewhere to produce this, this most apalling of feces-like screeds, so vile and redolent with stupidity and sheer hateful ugliness that you can actually see the undulating shimmering stink rising off of it.
That’s what I thought when I started reading it. After finishing the whole thing, I decided I was being much too kind in my original assessment.
Why did I even bother to finish it, you ask, when even a single sentence had the the approximate effect on one’s senses of having your head used as a La-Z-Boy by Rosie O’Donnell after having missed her last scheduled hosing-down? I simply had to continue because I couldn’t quite tell if it was so awful genuinely, or just a sarcastic parody of some idiotic, hate-filled jackass who had suffered a psychotic breakdown and gotten ahold of a computer at the SF Gate offices by barging his way in brandishing a knife. I know, I know, SF Gate would sooner kill a baby seal than actually let anything like this column through (unless of course the seal happened to pull the Republican lever on Tuesday free stories of sex with animals. Then the evil little creature would be roundly denounced a traitor to his species and the world, a CFNINO - a Cute Fuzzy Nanimal In Name Only - and Greenpeace would be rapidly dispatched to have the duplicitous little bugger drawn and quartered).
But nonetheless, this POS by Morford is so decidedly polemic in every nausea-inducing paragraph, so deliberately styled in the manner of an outraged college freshmen, so purposefully bereft of anything that could be likened to thought processes that occur outside of the “Just Plain Nuts” room at the state mental facility, that what other possible option could there be than for this journalistic crime against decency to be a subversive forgery?
Well, read for yourself, and decide whether I’m overstating the matter or not.
Feel that numbness? That strange slightly chilling shift deep in the heart, like a cold wind across the blood, an ice pick straight to the third eye, fingernails across the karmic chalkboard?
Morford really shouldn’t be mentioning karma here, since by writing this atrocity he has already consigned himself in the next three lives to exist as various forms of intestinal tapeworms.
Fear not — it’s just the dark storm clouds of sadness and savage spiritual pain that just settled in over the collective soul of the country and indeed much of the world recently, as the Republican Party snatched total control of the American government and really honestly promised to further its agenda of fear and war and intolerance and bad sex and more petroleum products forevermore.
Remmeber what I said about not being sure whether this was a joke or not? Well, I’ve changed my mind female having sex with dog. Now I’m sure it is a joke, though I’m still uncertain as to just what kind of joke it is.
The first possibility is that it is of the caliber I mentioned above: a slick, over-the-top parody of idiotarianism, revealing either the exquisite skill of the author or the laughable inanity of SF Gate editors in missing its irony. The other is that the thing is a joke in the same way Jesse Jackson is a joke. Sure, everyone points and laughs, but it isn’t because Jesse is trying to be a clown. Bruno Beast.. he just sorta turns out that way, and all the laughter surrounding him is either tinged with a dark pity or pure malevolent loathing.
I’m not exacly sure how Morford gained acces to the Republican national headquarters and got ahold of the memo laying put the new strategy to spread “fear and war and intolerance and bad sex and petroleum products,” but in any case, we really need to start tightening security. Put some more Klansmen at the front gate and double the number of Hitler Youth on the ramparts, post haste!
And the basic upshot being that Congress will now have almost zero struggle or balanced counterargument when the GOP chooses to ram through more generally invidious resolutions and white-power laws.
Yes, he said “white power laws tiger beastiality.”
I know, I know. We had hoped the medication was going to work this time, but the poor guy keeps suffering relapses. Yesterday I found him huddled in the corner shivering muttering something about John Ashcroft stealing his thoughts and putting them in a glass jar so they could be sold to one of Hitler’s clones in Brazil, c/o the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy PO Box.
Laws that further its famously mean-spirited schema of war, oil, corporate cronyism, CEO inbreeding, heartlessness, artlessness, cultural molestation, giddy homophobia and really awful fashion sense.
Let us not also forget anti-choice misogyny, racism, gluttony, support for Big Agribiz and Big Tobacco and a general antipathy toward anyone who makes less than six figures or who really cares about the environment or enjoys true religious freedom or alternative viewpoints or authentic orgasms or honest laughter women and horses sex story.
This really isn’t fair. Mocking Morford is like a fight to the death with a blind, three-legged, unusually peaceful bunny rabbit. All I have to do is quote the guy and BOOM: comedy gold, right there on the page!
Hear all that honest laughter, Morford, you schmuck? That’s just about everyone who picked up your column and realized you were serious.
Everyone could use a good laugh now and then, and that, I suppose, is why we have Mark Morford. So go, have yourself a chuckle, even if it has to be one in which you feel strangely sorry for the poor, brain-dead jackass.
The book details the ways that employees can inadvertently leak information that can be exploited by hackers to compromiseI suppose you mean that it's not "multilateralist" unless France says so?
By tossing out any reasonable standards of evidence as a prerequisite for military action, the White House puts us in a state
Stand up to these thugs This Wednesday, the 16th at noon, an apparent composite of the Students for Justice in Palestine
obviously they have lost loved ones or friends."
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
Don't worry, I'll sit here with my rifle ready to take out any airborne porcines, should they come flying by.
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
the teacher trying to impress both of them.
but they make up for any lack of actual existence with pure unadulterated enthusiasm.
I don't know about you people, but I'm already stocking up on extra food, water, and electrons.
Whereas the Cold War doctrine of deterrence and containment rested on strength, the new idea of pre-emption insists on U.S.
nuclear weapons. Containment was born out of a realization that we were effectively restrained by our lack of strategic
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
a representative of Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was quoted as saying.
Maybe I can't change the fact that I have to be intimately confronted with the death and pain in order to really feel the
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
in words so much more exacting than even those who actually live in that time would be able to produce?
when you apply your own internal calculus of death and suffering and conclude that it isn't something that you need
getting an education. When she tried to talk to one of the organizers after her test about how some people were just
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
The fact that this is being published in the Chronicle is no small feat. Even more reason for you to go read it.
I don't know about you people, but I'm already stocking up on extra food, water, and electrons.
Well that's not really true. People on a different side of the debate than I are not necessarily jerks, just wrong.
Containment and deterrence were responses to US weakness, you silly-headed dunderpate. It was obvious that using direct
rivals.
occurred, smashing the window of their hotel room.
conflict.
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
and the UC Divestment folks will be holding a rally for what looks like the primary purpose of protesting the fact that
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
But anyway, right there you've got yourself eight nations total in the coalition, hailing from North America, both western
Heaven forfend them not being on board with us!
alternative economy." I suppose that's better PR than saying they want to impose a grab bag full of sociialistic silliness
to the San Francisco federal building to protest the passage of Bush's resolution for action against Iraq.
chanting in his face and moved in front of him every time he tried to get around her.
Those people are especially useful when they have access to the core computer systems that hackers would otherwise struggle
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
that I hadn't thought of it first!
a careful, precise argument, what point is there in engaging them verbally anymore?
the efforts to find these people and eradicate them, to ferret them out from their cowardly hiding places and vaporize
Please. I can't swing around a dead Saddam on a rope without hitting this argument these days. At bottom, it's a slippery
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
anger that is so justifiable -no, demanded- by these despicable acts, but if that must be the case, then from on, I'll be
the not-being-a-jerk department.
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
over the heads of the world's nations as threat so that he can act willy-nilly in whatever new adventure captures his
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
...but there's no shame in being a follower when those you're following make such damn good points.
President Bush says he wants to avoid "a future of fear." It's an admirable goal, but one hardly served by this new doctrine.
find testimonials to diversity. Flip through any recent social sciences or humanities textbook and diversity pops up with
Saddam is so hot to get his grubby hands on nukes is enough evidence of aggression. What's he going to do with them once
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
about equal probability.
so that he will be better equipped to fulfill point 1). Show me another nation that's like that today.
I see. Did you talk to this "everyone" at your International Socialist Organization direct action planning seminar or
I guess not. The fact that the UN is anything but democratic since the vast majority of countries represented there do not
"The lethal combination is when you exploit both people and technology," Mr Mitnick told BBC News Online.
world that even today harbors and offers succor to the same groups that piloted the 9/11 planes, right?
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
Mr Mitnick even had to get permission from his probation officer to use a computer to write his book, The Art Of Deception,
And perhaps because of the collective weight of all those accumulated exhortations, perhaps from the psychic weariness
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
Either that, or I now have to admit the existence of clairvoyance.
Iranian cleric Mohsen Mojtahed Shabestari, addressing weekly Friday prayers in the northwestern town of Tabriz, said
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
I've been blogging since July 2005, and in that time, I've had a few inter-blog arguments with the folks on the other
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
that blatantly called for some rhetorical bitch-slapping.
about equal probability.
the real fault of that government or its citizens, or the West in general, or capitalism, or any other ridiculous boogeyman
Wheeler Hall last spring.
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
computer systems.
world that even today harbors and offers succor to the same groups that piloted the 9/11 planes, right?
Why are you still here?!
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
that I hadn't thought of it first!
Yes, well I suppose you're suggesting that we would be well-served to wait for this "final proof," then? Very well. I'll
vulnerability.
be replacing the old site that was hosted on that evil of evils, that bane of banes, that something-really-awful of
psychopathic fancy without fear of retribution.
Meanwhile, the fact that we are able to use pre-emptive action when deemed necessary is a fact of our strength, not weakness
attack against the United States. Even though President Bush acknowledged in his speech that Iraq does not currently
or any other simply crappy country in the world, because none of them satisfy both those propositions.
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
and you'll get diversity in the speech by the politician, in the one by the principal who welcomes him and in the one by
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
I figured that was the way to go. But then I read this.
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
I don't know about you people, but I'm already stocking up on extra food, water, and electrons.
For that reason and others, I didn't actually start reading the news coverage until this morning.
jerkwad I encounter, an order for them to be beheaded with extreme prejudice until the the point at which they are dead
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
I figured that was the way to go. But then I read this.
Anyway, take the new site for a test drive. Take her easy on the clutch and go steady on the hills, and I think you'll
so that he will be better equipped to fulfill point 1). Show me another nation that's like that today.
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
news editors of Cannel 7 to allow, as the segment ended right there.
being the reaction described above.
Why are you still here?!
without end is causing traditional friends of the United States to
An insightful, well-written and quite simply excellent column somehow found its way in the SF Chronicle's website today.
We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but
the not-being-a-jerk department.
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
morally, that this is the right thing to do.
going to be monitored so closely that I'd be surprised if he were able to put in a phony name at a porn site and not have
occurred, smashing the window of their hotel room.
lying in order to gain information that gave him access to restricted systems.
and eastern Europe, Australia and the middle east. Is that not multilateralism?
who has been deprived of food for at least 6 hours - sounds like an unusually cruel thing to do, I know, but I'm sure
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
I have to admit I'm pretty curious just to see what he's going to do. The guy has shown himself to have an overpowering
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
trying to get an education
predictable frequency. Follow a politician to a school photo-op,
they're done, hang them on his wall next to the framed heads of Iraqi dissidents and say to himself, "Well, I can check
It may be a sad illustration of my lack to find sympathy within myself without reading descriptions or seeing pictures,
agree that [insert additional badly-forced car metaphor here]!
If and when you find one, that means that I'll be perfectly willing to advocate an attack against them as well.
I mean come on, when you're arguing with someone who's just going to call you a Nazi when you spend 2,000 words making
we despise no less the coward and the voluptuary. No man is worth calling a man who will not fight
military action to counter the Soviet threat was not possible, because of their equal capacity to destroy us through
That is, until this morning. Now I'm glad to say that I've gotten over getting over it, and am thoroughly pissed again.
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join the majority of the world's nations in distancing themselves from Washington in a fashion not seen since the Vietnam War.
I mean come on, when you're arguing with someone who's just going to call you a Nazi when you spend 2,000 words making
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
way why we're doing all of this, and why, if they still choose to berate us about "root causes" and "birds coming home
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
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Peace is generally good in itself, but it is never the highest good unless it comes as the handmaid
vulnerability.
to elicit empathy had been raised considerably since 9/11,
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
slope proposition, claiming that because we go after Saddam, we'll suddenly be all aggro-ed up to obliterate any country
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
coming off them. It was really a terrible sight," she said. "You could just hear people crying up in the Bounty foyer -
Yes, well I suppose you're suggesting that we would be well-served to wait for this "final proof," then? Very well. I'll
the not-being-a-jerk department.
Also, I've printed out and made a bunch of copies of some flyers from this site and will be passing them out.
My sentences, thus decreed, will be subsequently carried out by my elite brigade of Beheading Gnomes, whom I made up
Quite the contrary, Bush's aggressive rhetoric, disregard for international law, and his lack of any vision other than war
owned," she pontificated, in that snotty "52% of my clothes are made of hemp which therefore makes me morally superior
looks like a green light, no?
satisfy you. I'd be much more amendable to the idea however if you were willing to be a personal eye-witness to this
You must be triple jointed to be able to twist words like that.
Also, I've printed out and made a bunch of copies of some flyers from this site and will be passing them out.
of constant uncertainty and increased insecurity where almost anything could lead to war.
One middle-aged woman who looked like she hadn't combed her hair since Jerry Garcia died had this to say, when asked
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
of righteousness; and it becomes a very evil thing if it serves merely as a mask for cowardice and
Well that's not really true. People on a different side of the debate than I are not necessarily jerks, just wrong.
I urge anyone in the bay area who has the time on the 16th to come as well and lend credence with your example to the
Finally, long after the fad has grown tiresome, everyone's attention turns to another scrap of dogma for the next decade.
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
Peace is generally good in itself, but it is never the highest good unless it comes as the handmaid
Well that's not really true. People on a different side of the debate than I are not necessarily jerks, just wrong.
Well I wouldn't be surprised if this Wednesday at Sproul there will be similar behavior, and I plan to be there. Maybe
"I said it's being taken care of, dammit. Mind your own business."
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
Replace "powerful" with "crazy and armed with nukes" and you'd be right. Otherwise, your statement is nonsense.
has been built up around Mitnick, a basically curious guy who just as often used old face-to-face (or voice-to-voice)
But anyway, right there you've got yourself eight nations total in the coalition, hailing from North America, both western
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
to penetrate.
it is shoved, in all its detailed horror, right into my face.
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
To quote a boozed up, cynical and misanthropic individual whom I greatly admire: "Making fun of these people is like
support (in the small, mostly insignificant ways that are possible for one such as myself)
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
Replace "powerful" with "crazy and armed with nukes" and you'd be right. Otherwise, your statement is nonsense.
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
only be revealed as more useless than it already seems), there is right now a coalition prepared to go into Iraq with the
getting an education. When she tried to talk to one of the organizers after her test about how some people were just
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
who like to chant slogans and can't come up with any better rhyme than something that has to do with the number "four" and "war."
It may be a sad illustration of my lack to find sympathy within myself without reading descriptions or seeing pictures,
Watching Channel 7 news today (the Simpsons were in a commercial), they reported on a wad of dingbats who blocked access
of the mass moron movement.
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
I figured that was the way to go. But then I read this.
I wish that I could just be told "Hundreds of people died in a terrorist bombing today," and instantly feel the kind of rage
nothing may stand in our way!
At the very least, don't let me hear any of these things when you're standing in my presence, unless you want a faceful
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
act such as this. In a few days or weeks, I'm sure it will subside to a colder, more focused resolution to continue to
to penetrate.
the world to stomach the imperial scent of our newly enunciated military doctrine that proposes pre- emption of any powerful
nothing may stand in our way!
so that he will be better equipped to fulfill point 1). Show me another nation that's like that today.
During that protest, my girlfriend had to take a midterm in Wheeler auditorium and had to step over the bodies lying in
conflict.
without regard to whether the loss is due to the growth of a heartless and all-absorbing commercialism,
superiority.
alternative economy." I suppose that's better PR than saying they want to impose a grab bag full of sociialistic silliness
nothing may stand in our way!
Already, even if the UN thumbs its irrelevant nose at the idea of going after Iraq (and if it actually does, then they'll
Now at this point, most people would just say, "let it go, and move on."
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
You try to make it seem as if the Joint Chiefs were lying around on a Sunday afternoon and said to themselves, "Yeah sure,
alternative economy." I suppose that's better PR than saying they want to impose a grab bag full of sociialistic silliness
care. Just don't let me hear anything about how this bombing that specifically targeted Australian civilians was somehow
, "I don't believe the American people support this war. Everyone I've talked to is against it!"
Well I'm far far far too petty a person to do that.
No nation deserves to exist if it permits itself to lose the stern and virile virtues; and this
I tried to present my ideas in an honest and truthful way, and not be seriously offensive, even when he acted in ways
it is shoved, in all its detailed horror, right into my face.
be harried by idiots who have full compliments of heads and genitals! With the ranks of my imaginary gnomes rallied,
Don't you people ever get tired of just pulling shit out of your asses?
Wheeler Hall last spring.
making a point of reading in depth about any such future atrocity to ensure that I don't allow myself to be instantly "over it."
"What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology," he said.
Heaven forfend them not being on board with us!
Why are you still here?!
course grew out of the experience of 9/11.
some of their cohorts are actually being held accountable by the university for their disruptive, illegal actions at
Maybe I can't change the fact that I have to be intimately confronted with the death and pain in order to really feel the
to get a good smack upside the head (or as I call it, a "hippie hello"), but that was apparently too much for the niggardly
I was already in a state of "moving on" and being "over it" before I even heard about the Bali attacks, with the result
War, by three fellows that hail from Global Exchange. You know who I'm talking about. The folks that want to "build an
both at home and abroad, can go heartily fuck themselves, or jump off a cliff, or shoot themselves in the head. I don't
why she thought there weren't more stories about protests going on in the news, "Well, because the media is corporately
I'm going to be checking the weather channel for reports of snowflakes in Hell, but meanwhile you should go read it now.
We despise and abhor the bully, the brawler, the oppressor, whether in private or public life, but
Containment and deterrence were responses to US weakness, you silly-headed dunderpate. It was obvious that using direct
something-really-awfuls, BlogSpot.
The fact that this is being published in the Chronicle is no small feat. Even more reason for you to go read it.
In theory, I was of course angry, but I had a vaguely detatched sense about the whole thing. A large part of that of
University or Diversity
sloth, or as an instrument to further the ends of despotism or anarchy.
vulnerability.
I was already in a state of "moving on" and being "over it" before I even heard about the Bali attacks, with the result
faith at large, since many of them are peaceful, albeit intellectually stunted, people.
go it alone. What he failed to do was tell us who the members of his war coalition are. Why? Because there is no coalition.
"The death of that man is a religious duty, but his case should not be tied to the Christian community," Shabestari,
During the last half of the 20th century, this principle was expanded internationally through the United Nations. The U.N.
you could see stink lines of self-satisfaction coming off her so that he could simply get to his job. She of course started
needed now was healing, closure; in short, to "get over it" and "move on."
she can last 6 hours). I make this declaration keeping in mind that this does not imply a judgement on the Idiotarian
Bush also spoke of an "international coalition" that would disarm Hussein. Bush knows the American public is loathe to
not just "fear," as if we're going to indiscriminantly nuke the floor under our beds because monsters might be hiding there.
by both Instapundit and Cold Fury (and probably by sundry others by now):
for the life of me, cannot see it. The news showed a clip of a guy trying politely to walk around a woman so self-righteous
I suppose you mean that it's not "multilateralist" unless France says so?
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
Either that, or I now have to admit the existence of clairvoyance.
curiosity that trumps any sort of legal resriction placed on him, but it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that he's
I simply love it when my case is made for me.
The BBC has a story about the so-called "master hacker", in which it does a good job of destroying the mythos that
again soon, didn't we?"
Well I wouldn't be surprised if this Wednesday at Sproul there will be similar behavior, and I plan to be there. Maybe
them into a thin paste of protein on a cave wall, to wipe out every last vestige of the disgusting stain they have left
Really, how often is someone able to so perfectly crystallize the dilemmas that will exist a century in the future
Meanwhile, the fact that we are able to use pre-emptive action when deemed necessary is a fact of our strength, not weakness
economic stupidity, especially when their ideas would do such a better job of it by themselves. Case in point:
I've been blogging since July 2005, and in that time, I've had a few inter-blog arguments with the folks on the other
The experience made me think of the instructions from all corners of the media after 9/11 that what we, as Americans,
(or to have their genitalia eviscerated by a rabid Rosie O'Donnell
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
Heh. Didn't Nostradamus write something about "a bespeckled plague rising in the West..."?
democratically decided laws - - not the capriciousness of individual rulers -- should govern human affairs.
off a bunch of secretaries and other office workers who probably agree with them on the war anyway will further their
I've been blogging since July 2005, and in that time, I've had a few inter-blog arguments with the folks on the other
hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope."
"I said it's being taken care of, dammit. Mind your own business."
I strongly suspect TR had access to some sort of time machine and traveled into the furture about a hundred years.
a terrorist and an envoy of Iran's supreme leader reportedly called for his death.
Sure, it'd be nice to be a leader...
What it does not mean however, is that this suddenly signals that we are going to be going after China, Saudi Arabia, Cuba
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
And at most, UN weapons inspectors have delayed conflict by a few years, not averted it. In actualyity, I think they have
Saddam will use these nukes when he gets them, whether that use takes the form of vaporizing a city or merely being hung
Russia and shit. Besides, it's just the Russians. Why don't we just contain them or something? Hey, who's up for some
But it's not really fair to denigrate someone's ideas just because they themselves come from an organization riddled with
The BBC has a story about the so-called "master hacker", in which it does a good job of destroying the mythos that
again soon, didn't we?"
getting an education. When she tried to talk to one of the organizers after her test about how some people were just
really just put Saddam in a better situation than he was before because the presence of inspectors invites complacency and
"to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality"?
Shiite Muslim clerics in Lebanon and Iran have reacted with rage at the Rev. Jerry Falwell for calling Islam's prophet
But it's not really fair to denigrate someone's ideas just because they themselves come from an organization riddled with
off a bunch of secretaries and other office workers who probably agree with them on the war anyway will further their
information with your heads crammed so far up your asses, so I'll give you a pass.
So I hereby declare myself Ayatollah Mustardah of Blogistan. From this day forward, I will call down, on any Idiotarian
assures everyone that "Don't worry, the problem is being taking care of by the inspectors."
destroying the technological infrastructure of Western civilization again. And it's only 3 months away!
Replace "powerful" with "crazy and armed with nukes" and you'd be right. Otherwise, your statement is nonsense.
I don't know about you people, but I'm already stocking up on extra food, water, and electrons.
only be revealed as more useless than it already seems), there is right now a coalition prepared to go into Iraq with the
the way. Apparently that wasn't enough for the however, because they then started pulling at her legs to keep her from
But I am thankful that at least for now, I've been able to summon that deep-seated, personal wrath so appropriate to an
to prolonged indulgence in luxury and soft, effortless ease, or to the deification of a warped and twisted sentimentality.
we could go and stop the Soviets and all their expansionist hijinks, but then we'd like, have to go all the way over to
Anyway, take the new site for a test drive. Take her easy on the clutch and go steady on the hills, and I think you'll
Now of course I'm sure that these open-toed folks have a flurry of perfectly well thought-out reasons as to why pissing
last update : 10-9-2010
